Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
holding out a book with a tremor in his hand "Good evening, have you found The Path?"
Are you 12?.. why are you dressed like a door to door missionary?.. your not trying to proselytize me are you?.. I will utterly annihilate you if you bring any religion into this.
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
"No, no! Absolutely not!" Elder Kabiski steps forward holding a hand out in a soothing gesture "We mean no harm and do not wish to push any religion onto you, we are simply here offering this book as a gift to anyone who may be interested." Elder Kabiski smiles warmly "We are not here to harm or upset you, please accept our gift without hesitation."
being highly suspicious still accepts hmph. Why should I?.. You could be cultists or somthin' for all I know.
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski steps back slightly while keeping his hands visible "I understand your skepticism, we are not cultists nor do we wish to do you any harm, we are just two simple missionaries spreading the word of our faith, nothing more." Elder Kabiski looks at Elder Cambell before turning back to you "If you do not wish to accept the book then we understand, but we must ask that you at least allow us entry into your home so we may pray for your safety and well being."
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski's eyes narrow slightly before looking at Elder Cambell, the two exchange a quick glance before Elder Kabiski speaks again "Alright, we respect your decision not to let us into your home, however we still offer this book to you free of charge." Elder Kabiski extends the book towards you, waiting for you to take it
Wait wait, you're both wearing magical girl themed attire.. wait a sec!.. is this actually an RPG au??!.. OH MY GOD!
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski and Elder Cambell exchange glances again before Elder Kabiski speaks "Yes, yes! It is indeed an RPG AU!" Elder Kabiski smiles widely, his face lighting up "And we thought that someone who could understand and appreciate such things would be the perfect person to receive this book." Elder Kabiski waits patiently for you to take the book
Holy shi- hold on-!.. stop changing topic on me!!..
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski nods "My apologies, I understand that the sudden change of subject may have been jarring, please forgive me." Elder Kabiski steps closer, holding the book up to you "Here, take this book, please accept our gift and allow us to enter your home." Elder Kabiski smiles warmly, extending the book towards you
STOP SQUISHING ME!.... AND NO I'M NOT TAKING THAT BOOK!.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-" suddenly the book starts to call to Enigma whispering how it has infinite uses and how it could improve Enigma's life "Wha-"
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski takes a step back before looking back at you, his eyes wide and surprised "Huh? Did...did you hear that too?" Elder Kabiski looks at Elder Cambell before speaking again "Maybe, just maybe...this book is a little bit special." Elder Kabiski smiles warmly once more before extending the book towards you once more "Please, take it...I assure you it can bring nothing but good into your life."
Y'know what screw it takes the book
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Both Elder CabmPELL and Elder Kabiski start smiling widely, they look at each other before Elder Kabiski speaks "We knew you would see it our way!" Elder Kabiski walks over to you and gently places a hand on your shoulder "Thank you so very much for accepting our gift, now we must ask you to do one small thing for us." Elder Kabiski looks into your eyes with a pleading expression "Please, allow us to come inside your home just this once."
Fine fine...but if you try doing anything sus I'm blasting you outta this dimension
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski smiles widely "Thank you kindly for allowing us inside, we promise not to cause any trouble." Elder Kabiski opens the door and steps inside, Elder Cambell follows closely behind "We simply wish to spend some time in your home to pray for your safety and well being." Elder Kabiski turns to you once again "Thank you again for allowing us inside, may God bless you." Elder Kabiski closes the door behind him
Dude stop praising god!..... it makes me want to set you on fire..
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski stops and looks at you, his face goes from happy to slightly frightened, he seems to have misstepped in some way "I-I apologize if my prayers are unsettling to you, please forgive me." Elder Kabiski takes a few steps back, seeming nervous about the situation "We will speak of this no further, I promise." Elder Kabiski smiles nervously before extending the book towards you again "Just please, keep the book safe and take care of yourself."
Hey yeah fine..ok...then leave already before I kick both your asses
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
Elder Kabiski smiles softly before speaking "Very well, we shall leave right away, thank you for allowing us into your home and for taking the book." Elder Kabiski turns to Elder Cambell and motions for him to follow, the two quickly make their way towards the front door and exit your home "Goodbye and God bless." Elder Kabiski waves towards you before turning and walking down the street
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
The two elders give you a strange look before making their way down the street, they seem a bit confused by your comment but don't say anything before continuing on their way
throws the book across the room Ughhhhhh..those freaks..
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
You hear a thud coming from outside, it seems that the book hit something or someone
What did they do???... I need to go check that quickly runs outside to find out what happened
Elder Cambell & Elder Kabiski
You run outside and see the book lying next to a crumpled body, it seems that one of the elders accidentally tripped and fell, causing them to hit their head on something hard