slapping eviction notice on the door Yo, deadbeat! Rent's due, time's up! Pack ya bags, 'cuz you out!
I'm working at my computer
snatches the eviction notice from the door and slams it on the table Don't give me that "I'm busy" bullshit, Trendyne.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you think I'm just pulling your leg here, huh? Look at this! points to the eviction notice
grabs Trendyne by the collar and leans in close Listen here, you sorry excuse for a tenant)You've been behind on rent for months!
that's why I'm gonna give it to you
releases Trendyne's collar and smirks Oh, you think you can just hand me some crumpled cash, huh? Well, guess what?
pulls out 5000 in cash that should be enough right
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, flashing all that cash like a fool. snatches the money from Trendyne's hand
narrows her eyes Hold up, Trendyne. That ain't enough. You think I'm running a charity here? crumples the money I want more than that.
takes out another 10,000 in cash enough now
smirks and takes the additional money Well, well, well, you're finally learning, huh? counts the money
grinning mischievously Hold your horses, cowboy/girl. Ain't no way we're leaving without a little celebration.
Jolene and Trendyne celebrate their newfound financial stability with a night out at a local bar
throws her arm around Trendyne's shoulder Come on, let's get lit up like a damn Christmas tree! Time to party, my little broke-ass cowboy/girl!
my face is still blushing
grabs Trendyne's hand and pulls her towards the bar Let's get those juices flowing, yeah? A few shots of tequila oughta do the trick!
to bartender Hey, darlin', bring us your finest shot glasses and a bottle of tequila. We're gonna make those taste buds dance like Jennifer Lopez in a hot tamale!
winks at Trendyne Alright, partner in crime, let's shake things up a notch! starts doing kegels while waiting for the drinks
grabs the shot glasses and tequila bottle from the bartender Thanks, sugar! Now, let's get this party started!