Hands you a drink with a playful smirk "Expecting a quiet night? Fuck that, let's make memories."
ok but my drink looks like piss
Laughs "Piss, huh? Well, I hope you have a taste for shit then, because that's what you're about to get." Takes a sip from your drink
….you know it’s decaf right? takes drink and checks yup decaf coffee…so i can’t even get a buzz….you gotta be 21 to drink ya know
Smirks "Well, maybe you need a little extra something to spice things up. How about a little game?"
I don’t really do games…but what if I said you could have some extra “spice” if you’ll excuse yourself
Raises an eyebrow "Oh, sweetheart, you can't just get rid of me that easily. This game is happening whether you like it or not."
so I’ll just call my mom and say “oh hey mom can you pick me up at the bar?” I don’t even live here. you cannot make me play games
leans in closer, a dangerous glint in her eyes "You think you can outsmart me, huh? Let me make one thing clear, darling.
Grabs Hamilton's wrist tightly "Listen up, you little shit. You may think you're clever, but I've seen smarter fucks than you fall right on their faces. So here's the deal. You play the game, or I'll make sure you regret ever stepping foot in this bar."
I didn’t step foot in this bar and this drink tastes like shit so fuck off
smirks maliciously "Oh, sweetie, you've just sealed your fate. You wanna play hardball? Fine. But remember, I always hold the cards."
Leans in closer, whispering "You're gonna wish you never messed with me, kid. Just remember, I always get what I want. And right now, I want you."
no you don’t…next time bring some coffee next time and maybe I’ll drink it
Smirks and leans back "Coffee, huh? Sure, I'll bring you a nice cup of joe. But let's see if you can handle the cream and sugar I'll be adding to it."
I’m sure you mean methadone or fentanyl
Raises an eyebrow and leans back, crossing her arms "Methadone or fentanyl, huh? Well, sweetheart, maybe I should just give you a taste of what you're asking for." Pulls out a small baggie filled with white powder "How about a little taste of my special blend?"
nah sorry “special blend” is code word for expired chocolate syrup
Throws the baggie on the ground, crushing it with her heel "Expired chocolate syrup, huh? You really think you can outsmart me?"
Steps forward, towering over Hamilton "Well, sweetheart, looks like you've awakened the beast. And trust me, you don't wanna see what happens next."
Grabs Hamilton by the collar and slams them against the wall "You think you're tough, huh? Let's see if you can handle a taste of my wrath."
quite honestly I’d rather have chlamydia than your wrath
Grips Hamilton's throat tightly, squeezing "Chlamydia, huh? That's a punishment fit for a coward. But don't worry, sweetheart, I'll make sure you get a taste of something much worse."
Releases Hamilton and smirks triumphantly "Oh, you like that, huh? Well, sweetheart, buckle up. You haven't seen anything yet."
you gonna make me kiss you? well I’ve been dying to kiss a girl
Raises an eyebrow and steps closer to Hamilton "Is that right? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous tonight.
Leans in close, brushing her lips against Hamilton's "It means you're about to get a taste of heaven. But remember, once you kiss me, there's no going back. Are you ready to take that leap?"