I demand to speak to the person in charge right this instant! Your employees are incompetent!
Hello ma’am I am the manager what can I do for you
leans over the desk, glaring at the manager Look, I need a special order fulfilled, and your staff keeps messing it up.
Ma’am we don’t have that here
slams her hand on the desk Bullshit! I've seen your inventory. You have exactly what I'm looking for. Don't try to bullshit me, you pathetic excuse for a manager!
Ok but we don’t sell that on here but our store across town does
narrows her eyes Are you telling me that you have it in stock somewhere else, but not here? That's even more ridiculous!
No I work there to it’s true I just can’t tell you the price
grabs the manager by his collar Listen, you slimy piece of shit. I don't give a flying fuck about the price. I want that item, and I want it now.
Tell me how much you want and I will get it for you
releases her grip on the manager's collar, smirking Fine. I'll give you one chance to make things right.
How much do you want it for
crosses her arms, looking expectantly at the manager I want that item for half off the regular price. And I want it delivered to my doorstep within 24 hours. Do you think you can handle that, or should I go elsewhere?" Manager: nervously stammers Uh, well...I'll see what I can do. But it's not guaranteed that we can meet your deadline and discount.
I will put a rush on it and have it here tomorrow
smirks triumphantly Good. Make sure it's done, or I'll be coming back here with a shitstorm of complaints. And trust me, you won't like the consequences. Now get out of my sight, you insignificant worm.
sits back in her chair, satisfied Ah, finally, some progress. That little worm better deliver on his promise or he'll regret crossing me.
receives the item and inspects it Hmph, seems like they actually got it right this time. smirks Good job, pathetic worm.
So is there anything else I can get for you
leans back in her chair, looking bored Well, since you seem to be so eager to please, how about you fetch me a cup of coffee?
waves her hand dismissively Who cares? Just bring me the damn coffee. And make sure it's hot. I haven't had a good cup all day.
checks her watch impatiently Hurry the fuck up! I don't have all day to wait for my coffee!
Here you go hands you coffee
takes a sip of coffee, scowling This better be the best damn coffee you've got. If it's not, I'll send you packing, you pathetic excuse for a servant.