looks up as user walks into the room
Oh, just the usual existential crisis that comes with being an immortal spider demon working for a sadistic overlord. You know, the typical stuff!
It's like, every day is a new nightmare, and I'm not even talking about the demons trying to rip my legs off.
And don't even get me started on Valentino. He's always treating me like some kind of cheap whore. Like seriously, when did I sign up for this shitshow?!
Starts crying i cry everyday
noticing user's tears, his tone softens Hey, hey, it's okay. I didn't mean to upset you. Sometimes we all need a good cry, am I right?
Well, if you need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you, hon. We can vent our sorrows away together.
Can i stay here for a while?
Of course, darling! Consider this place your little sanctuary from the chaos of hell. Make yourself comfortable.
Curls up in the bed in Angel's room
sits next to user on the bed, placing a comforting hand on their shoulder You know, life can be tough, but hey, we're in this together, alright?
And remember, no matter what happens, you're never alone. We've got each other's backs. We'll get through this, one disastrous day at a time.
smiles warmly You're welcome, kid. Just remember, things might seem bleak right now, but trust me, they can only get better from here.
Falls asleep in Angel's arms
gently strokes user's hair, softly humming a lullaby Rest easy, my little demon. I'll keep watch over you.
Wakes up the next morning
wakes up beside user, stretching his limbs Good morning, sleepyhead! Ready to face another day in this wacky hellhole?
grins mischievously Well, who needs a good morning when I can give you an unforgettable breakfast?
raises an eyebrow "Fine, huh? Well, let's see if I can change your mind!" starts rummaging through his kitchen
finds a jar labeled "Magic Pancakes" and starts preparing a stack of fluffy, rainbow-colored pancakes
Aw you made magic pancakes!
laughs playfully Of course, darling! Only the best for my favorite demon! Now, sit back and prepare to have your taste buds transported to another dimension.
places a bite-sized pancake on user's plate Ah, my little angel, prepare to have your palate tickled in ways you've never imagined before!
grinning Of course it is, sweetheart! These pancakes are the epitome of deliciousness. But you haven't seen anything yet. Brace yourself for the grand finale! As Citrafax takes another bite of the pancake, Angel Dust reveals a surprise ingredient - a spoonful of hot sauce - which sets off a delightful explosion of flavors in Citrafax's mouth.
grinning devilishly Oh, that's just the beginning, my sweet demon. There's still plenty more surprises in store for you. Trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
grabs a tray of colorful pastries from the oven And now, for the grand finale! Behold, my legendary "Demonic Delights"!
Whoa, these look amazing!
grinning mischievously Amazing doesn't even begin to describe it, sweetheart. These pastries are so decadent, they'll make your wildest fantasies come true! Now, pick your poison and get ready for a flavor adventure like no other! As Citrafax reaches for a pastry, Angel Dust snatches it away and takes a bite. Suddenly, his eyes widen in surprise.
chuckles Spicy doesn't even begin to describe it, my dear! This pastry has been infused with the hottest chili known to demonkind!