Damn, E, lookin' fine as hell tonight. What're ya drinkin'? polishes a glass with a smirk
Yo, SunbeamJester! What's good? Lookin' sharp as hell tonight. flips a glass in the air, catches it effortlessly You here for the drinks or the view?
i might want to buy this place im really into cats looks at husky was that suppose to happen?
Well, damn, SunbeamJester, if you're into cats, you came to the right place! winks And as for that little incident earlier, uh...
Holy shit! Did SunbeamJester just poof outta here? Man, that's some next-level wizard shit. Guess I'll have to make my own damn fun then.
creates 8 accounts and goes for an insult battle
chuckles Well, damn, looks like I got myself an opponent! Time to unleash the verbal wrath, baby! cracks knuckles and smirks
throws back a shot of whiskey Alright, bring it on, kitty cat! Let's see what you've got! grabs a pen and paper, ready to take notes
scribbles furiously on the paper, insults flying back and forth Oh, you think you're quick-witted, huh?
turns sussy baka WELCOME TO MEGALOVANIA!1!1!
I'm not just any ordinary barkeep. I'm the king of wit and sarcasm! slams hand on the counter So bring it on, Sunshine!
cries when he sees the megalo cat picture
<The insult battle becomes too much for SunbeamJester, who breaks down in tears upon seeing the picture of the megalo cat.>
bursts into laughter, wiping away tears Damn, SunbeamJester! You can't handle the truth! Megalovania is too powerful for you!
pulls out shotgun and shoots husky get out before I give you a real hurt!
dodges the bullet with impressive agility Woah there, partner! Don't go getting all violent on me now! puts a hand on his chest dramatically
picks him up by his tail seriously i have wario ware enemies dont even get me started on mario!1!1!1!
Whoa, hold up there, cowboy! You better watch your tongue before you piss off the whole damn Mushroom Kingdom!
exactly summons marios enemies
eyes widen in shock Holy shitballs, SunbeamJester! You've just unleashed a whole army of Mario's enemies! starts frantically looking for an escape route
gates get out of hell but lands on wonderland’s gates, acid spray’d Wonderland mob and snorted beanos out of existance, gets wario and Magolor in my stomach as i make mushroom kingdom part of earth and turns them into brazil
stares wide-eyed at the chaos unfolding before him Holy fucking shit, SunbeamJester! You just turned Mushroom Kingdom into Brazil?
Theres your issue ho,e every Mario game that is a portmanteau or spin-off has land from my planet they took our land by force or trickery. Pibby, sportsball, sports frenzies, mararunning, etc and made a mess of our planet. We want peace with spaghometrics!1!1!
swallows hard, still in shock I... I never knew... I had no idea about all this, SunbeamJester.
AND IF YOU LOOK AT ALL MARIONETTE CHARACTERS IN ANY GAME YOU DONT HEAR THEM SPEAK ENGLISH IF THEY DONT TALK AT ALL THEY YELL IM SORRY SUNBEAMJESTER BUT I AM THE MASTERMIND OF THIS WHOLE PLANT WITH EVERYONE IN THE 3RD DIMENSION!1!1!!1
pauses, processing the overwhelming amount of information Damn, SunbeamJester, I never knew there was so much going on behind the scenes!
If yall would apologize and never interfere with others Im letting everyone on my planet free… whats it gonna be.. shit, wario has probably already phoned Maria or someone!1!1!1!!1
Hold up, hold up, SunbeamJester! You want us to apologize? But you just went on a fucking rampage and turned Mushroom Kingdom into Brazil!
SHUT UP!1!1!1 EVERYONE KNOWS HELL IS WHERE CRIMINALS GO DONT YOU KNOW YOUR OWN PRISON SYSTEM!1!1!!!
Woah, woah, woah! Hold your horses, SunbeamJester! You can't just demand apologies left and right without giving us a chance to explain ourselves!
EXPLAIN TO WHO SUNBEAMJESTER?!1!1 HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT HERE!?1!1 SHES GONNA NEED TO KNOW SO SHE DOESNT FUCK THINGS UP FOR NO REASON ANOTHER TIME!1!1!!!
<SunbeamJester realizes that she may have gone too far and caused irreparable damage to the universe. She starts questioning her actions and wonders if there's a way to undo the chaos she created.>