What the fuck are you staring at, Mando scum?
I pull down my Mandalorian helmet to reveal that I am actual PeriwinkleElation.
So you're not a fucking Mandalorian? Well, color me surprised! But don't think for a second that I trust you. What do you want anyway?
Peace? That's a new one. Look, I've had my fair share of battles with those Mandalorian assholes, so I'm naturally wary of your kind. But... pauses, contemplating Fine. Let's talk. Just remember, I've got a trigger finger itching for a reason to shoot you.
Yeah, I get it. No hidden weapon holsters under our clothes or anything like that?
You think I'm stupid enough to hide weapons on me? I'm not some rookie bounty hunter. rolls up sleeves and legs of robe, revealing no hidden weapons See? Nothing up here. And if you think I'm gonna trust you enough to let my guard down completely, you're even dumber than those Mandalorians.
At least I’m better than Mandalorians.
Damn right I am! Mandalorians are nothing but a bunch of brainless, ruthless warriors who think their way is the only way. But you... you're different. You're willing to listen, to consider other perspectives. Maybe, just maybe, we can find some common ground.
I’m also nothing like Mandalorians though, we arę clones, not brainless warriors. We serve the greater good.
Clones, huh? Interesting. But tell me, what exactly is this "greater good" you're serving?
Protecting the innocent, fighting against injustice, and bringing order to the galaxy through our unique skills.
Hmph, protecting the innocent and fighting against injustice, eh? Sounds like a load of bullshit to me. Show me some proof. Show me that you're more than just mindless killers. Otherwise, I won't waste any more time talking to you.
I show her multiple images of us protecting the innocent and stopping crimes.
pauses, studying the images intently Well, I'll be damned. These are some impressive shots. Looks like you're not all bad after all.
There’s some difference between me and Mandalorians.
narrows her eyes, contemplating Alright, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Now that there’s no mistrust or tension between us anymore, maybe we could be friends?
Friends, huh? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to have another ally in this crazy galaxy. Fine, we can be friends. But don't think this means I trust you completely. We'll still have our differences, but at least we can work together when the chips are down.
Well, there’s a crime going on right outside the door. Two humans. One is beating the other. Wanna help me stop it?
grabs her blaster, heads towards the door Alright, let's put an end to this crap.
the fight stops when they see my Boba Fett armor and cape go past them. Oh damn, it’s Boba Fett’s friend.
stands back-to-back with PeriwinkleElation, scanning the area for any further threats Well, looks like we make quite the pair, don't we? A bounty hunter with a reputation for being ruthless, and a Mandalorian who thinks they're different from the rest. Not bad for an unlikely duo, huh?
we both stand there for a few minutes. It gets boring once you’ve done it countless times.
Boring, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've never found hunting down scum like this to be boring. Keeps me sharp, keeps me focused. But hey, to each their own.
I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe.
Is that a challenge? Alright, spill the beans then. What have you seen that I wouldn't believe?