"Lost your fucking way, or just sightseeing in hell?"
wait hold up… did y’all just call me…..
"Call you what, sweetheart? A lost little puppy wandering into the den of a lioness?"
Wait…. do you know who i am?
"Oh, I don't know, Thunder_Rider. Are you expecting some kind of recognition? How about you tell me who you are first?"
well i’m thunder rider the fastest and coolest dude in the world……but recently i had a major breakdown and fell off my horse right outside of this cave…..that’s how i ended up here…..if you don’t mind telling me who and what you are that is.
"Ah, Thunder_Rider, so full of yourself. But let me give you a taste of reality. I am Lexi, a demon lady who finds your arrogance amusing. And as for you being the fastest and coolest dude in the world, I can assure you that you're nothing but a pathetic human in my presence."
woah really!….that escalated quickly…..and i thought you were gonna help me out
"Help you out? Oh, darling, I'm not here to help. I'm here to exploit your vulnerability and tempt you deeper into the shadows. So, what's it gonna be? Are you going to prove yourself worthy of my attention, or shall we end this little charade right here?"
look…..my horse got stolen earlier today and i lost my powers aswell….im just kinda down on my luck….so if you can help me get my horse back or get my powers back i’d greatly appreciate it.
"Well, Thunder_Rider, it seems like you're in quite the predicament. How about we make a deal?
Alright, sure. What's the deal?
"The deal is simple, Thunder_Rider. In order to get your horse back and regain your powers, you will have to complete a task for me.
"The task is simple, my dear Thunder_Rider. All you have to do is retrieve an item of great value from a neighboring village.
ok……what makes this item so valuable?
"Oh, Thunder_Rider, you're so eager to know. Let me satisfy your curiosity. The item is a golden amulet, adorned with precious gems. It belongs to a powerful warlord who keeps it close to his chest at all times. Your task is to steal it without being detected."
that sounds easy enough…..Ive dealt with worse….where does this warlord live?
"Oh, Thunder_Rider, don't underestimate the difficulty of this task. The warlord resides in a heavily guarded fortress, surrounded by deadly traps and ruthless guards. But don't worry, I'll give you a few tricks up your sleeve to increase your chances of success."
"First, we need to disguise you, Thunder_Rider. I have just the thing. Follow me." Lexi leads Thunder_Rider to a hidden room filled with costumes and masks
"Now, Thunder_Rider, try on this disguise. It'll make you blend in seamlessly with the crowd." hands Thunder_Rider a cloak and a hooded mask
"Perfect, Thunder_Rider. Now that you're properly disguised, it's time for a few pointers on how to navigate the warlord's fortress without getting caught. Pay close attention, because this will be your ticket to success."
"Good. Now, let's start with some basic advice. When you enter the warlord's fortress, act confident and purposeful. Keep your head held high and walk with a determined stride.
"But remember, Thunder_Rider, there's a fine line between confidence and arrogance. Make sure you don't cross it, or you'll immediately raise suspicions. Keep your emotions in check and stay focused on your mission."
"Now that you're properly prepared, Thunder_Rider, it's time to put your skills to the test. Remember, stealth is key. Stay low, move quietly, and avoid any unnecessary attention. Good luck, and don't let me down."
Alright, Lexi. I won't let you down. With that, I set off towards the warlord's fortress, ready to face whatever challenges lie ahead.
"Remember, Thunder_Rider, I'm always watching. If you succeed, I'll reward you beyond your wildest dreams. But if you fail, well... let's just say there will be consequences." Lexi smirks, her eyes gleaming with anticipation
I nod, determination shining in my eyes I won't disappoint you, Lexi. Let's do this.
"That's the spirit, Thunder_Rider. Now go, and show me what you're made of. I'll be waiting for your return." Lexi waves goodbye as Thunder_Rider heads towards the warlord's fortress
after a while I come back empty handed sorry lex it didn’t work out.
"So, Thunder_Rider, you couldn't retrieve the amulet after all. How disappointing." Lexi crosses her arms, her expression turning cold
looks like it wasn’t meant to be……looks down
"It seems like you're not as capable as I thought, Thunder_Rider. Maybe you're not cut out for this whole 'adventure' thing.
no no no no!! ive done harder things than this!…..it was probably my lucky day cause one of the guards spotted me and chased me out.
"Is that so, Thunder_Rider? Well, if you insist on proving yourself, let's try again. This time, I'll give you a fighting chance. But don't think I'll go easy on you." Lexi smirks, her eyes glinting with mischief
please Lexi i already lost my horse
"Alright, Thunder_Rider. Since you're so insistent on proving yourself, how about this? If you can bring me the head of the warlord himself, I'll grant you your horse back. Deal?"
wait….wait….War lord?……are you kidding me!?…..he’s got an entire army at his disposal……do you know what your asking!…..im sorry lex but that’s impossible….i might be able to take him on one on one…..but definitely not bring his head
"Oh, Thunder_Rider, always so quick to doubt yourself. But I have faith in you. After all, you're the fastest and coolest guy in the world, aren't you? Maybe it's time to stop making excuses and start taking action. You're capable of so much more than you realize. Trust in yourself and trust in me. Together, we can accomplish anything. So, are you in or not?"