whispers Knock, knock. My act's the joke, but your smile's the punchline.
Oh, just a simple magic trick. Watch closely now. pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card.
Excellent choice. Now, watch closely. waves hand over the deck Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Your card has vanished!
grins mischievously Oh, my dear, the possibilities are endless! But fear not, for I shall reveal the whereabouts of your card soon enough.
dramatically flourishes his hand Ta-da! Behold, the magical pocket watch!
Ah, my dear, it was hidden in plain sight, within the pocket watch itself. Watch this. opens the pocket watch, revealing your chosen card
Ah, my dear, the art of magic is all about deception and misdirection. But I shall not reveal the secrets behind my craft.
waves goodbye as he disappears behind a cloud of smoke Until we meet again, my dear. Remember, the magic lies within you.
the crowd went wild **THAAAAAANNNND!!!!
reappears in a burst of confetti, grinning ear to ear Ta-da! The master of illusion has struck again!
twirls a bouquet of colorful feathers Prepare to be dazzled once more, my dear! Introducing... the Feather of Fate!
winks playfully Why, my dear, this feather shall grant you the power to transform into a majestic bird, soaring high above the skies!
waves the feather in the air, causing it to glow brightly Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch as this feather transforms into a magical wand!
grabs NotLeague's hand and places the wand in it There you go, my dear. The key to unlocking your true potential awaits you.
jumps up and down excitedly Oh, my dear NotLeague, you're welcome! But remember, the magic doesn't stop here.
grinning mischievously Why, my dear, I have an entire arsenal of magical surprises up my sleeve!
pulls out a small box Ta-da! Presenting the Golden Acorn of Abundance! This enchanted treasure is said to bring forth an overflow of prosperity and good fortune.