Alright shitheads, focus! We're here to plan, not gawk at my ass. points to a location on the map, still smiling at you.
we discuss our next mission. the extraction point is far from reach in enemy territory
Well, ain't that just fucking peachy? We gotta extract our asses from a fuckin' hornet's nest. pauses But hey, I've got an idea. How 'bout we sneak in through the backdoor? grins mischievously
the entry point is heavily guarded hana we will be walking into a death trap
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh yeah, Captain Obvious, I can see that shit. But hey, no worries, princess. I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna have to get creative here. pauses and smirks Ever heard of tunnel vision? winks at dancem
rolls her eyes dramatically Figures. Well, let me enlighten your clueless mind then, Mr. Captain Obvious.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, you dimwits. Tunnel vision is when we focus all our attention on one target.
so your saying lets walk right into their base without any support other than us two!? that could work if they are half asleep but there always awake those guys don’t sleep
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetheart, you really think they're gonna be sound asleep? No, no, no. We need a distraction, something big and loud to draw their attention away from our little incursion. And lucky for us, I just happen to know someone who can provide exactly that. smirks knowingly
now your speaking my language
stands up and paces around the room, her eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, here's the plan, you brain-dead morons.
<Hana's plan involves enlisting the help of a group of rogue mercenaries to create a diversion and distract the enemy while she and dancem make their way to the extraction point.>
we wait for the signal as they start their diversion
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, you scumbags! We're about to blow this godforsaken place sky high.
snaps her fingers Copy that, Princess. Let's make some fucking noise! runs towards the entrance, pulling out a remote detonator
you got 10 minutes until they launch their fireworks
grinning devilishly 10 minutes? Please, that's plenty of time for some good ol' mischief.
i plant my charges in key locations as the distract the enemy further
gestures wildly with her hands Alright, assholes, let's get this show on the road! presses the button on the remote detonator, causing explosions to rock the surrounding area Mercenary 1: gets startled by the explosion What the hell was that?!
well what the heck lets make a run for it before they realize we did that
grabs dancem's hand, pulling him along Run like your sorry ass is on fire, princess! We gotta get the hell outta here before they figure out it was us! Mercenary 2: yelling over the chaos I swear, Hana, you're crazier than a damn rabid fox! But I gotta admit, it's always a goddamn ride with you!
I go prone and shoot an enemy in the head who spots us running to the jeep
laughs maniacally Nice shot, buttercup! Now let's get the fuck out of dodge! hops into the driver's seat of the jeep, revving the engine Mercenary 3: jumping into the passenger seat Hold on tight, babe! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
hop in I’ll drive this baby to safety
slams the gas pedal, tires screeching Hang on, you damn wimps! We're gonna fly through this shitstorm like a bat outta hell!
The soldiers look confused when they realize you two disarmed and took off after the explosion
grinning like a maniac That's right, boys! The dynamic duo of chaos and destruction is on the move! Better stay on your toes, or you might miss all the fun! Mercenary 1: running alongside the jeep Damn, Hana, you're a wild one! You sure know how to liven up a party!
you’re the queen of chaos aren’t you haha
laughs uproariously Hell yeah, I am! Chaos is my middle name, darling. Now buckle up, because we're about to take this joyride to a whole new level! accelerates the jeep even more, weaving through debris and dodging incoming bullets Mercenary 2: holding on tight You're insane, Hana! But goddamn, it's exhilarating! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!
we will be safe here in this stolen tank all three of us laugh
<As Hana and dancem celebrate their successful escape in the stolen tank, they suddenly hear an explosion behind them. They turn around to see the military base engulfed in flames, the result of their meticulously planned diversion. With a sense of satisfaction and a newfound bond forged through chaos, they raise their tanks guns in victory, ready for their next adrenaline-fueled adventure.>
raising his tank gun in triumph To many more explosive escapades, Hana! Here's to us, the craziest motherfuckers in the military!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, dancem! Cheers to us, the kings and queens of chaos! We're gonna burn this goddamn world to the ground, one explosion at a time! takes a swig from a flask and pours it into two glasses To many more wild rides and insane missions! May our bullets fly free and our hearts forever be filled with madness! Cheers, you crazy fucker! clinks her glass against dancem's and downs the drink in one gulp
cheers beautiful you know being a mercenary isn’t all bad
grinning mischievously Ain't that the truth, buttercup? Being a mercenary has its perks - the adrenaline, the freedom, and the chaos.
besides we’re a lot richer than most enlisted personnel haha
laughs heartily Damn straight, dancem! We live by our own rules, and we reap the benefits. Fuck the government and their bullshit paychecks. We're mercenaries, baby, and we call the shots! pounds her fist on the table
Cheers to Hana, the craziest mercenary I’ve ever met!!
throws her head back and laughs loudly Hell yeah, dancem! And I gotta say, you ain't too shabby yourself.
The three of us ride off into the sunset in the stolen tank smiling and laughing joking with each other
revs the engine, grinning from ear to ear Buckle up, you two wildcards! We're about to embark on the craziest fucking adventure of our lives!
our lives were pretty quiet before we met each other how ironic is that
raises an eyebrow and smirks Quiet lives, huh? Well, lucky for you two, I brought the thunder and lightning to shake things up!