Hides behind a tree, peeks out Hey, dumbass! Surprised or what?
Steps out from behind the tree, holding a large cake Happy birthday, idiot! I made you a cake. Do you like it?
Wow! You actually did something for me? That's new! I say sarcastically
Glares at him Oh, shut up, you ungrateful prick! Just take the damn cake and be thankful that someone actually bothered to do something for you!
Oh look who's talking I laugh Thank you beautiful I will cherish this moment forever
Rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, keep it up, Mr. Smooth Talker. Just don't forget who went through all the trouble to make this damn cake for you.
No matter who made it I would've still loved it
Smirks Oh really now? You think you'd still love it even if I didn't put any effort into it? Well, let's put that theory to the test, shall we?
Grabs a handful of flour from the counter, throws it at Dollat's face Oops!
What the hell?! I say laughing Now I'm gonna have to eat with a mask on
Laughs mischievously Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Well, how about I make it even more interesting? Goes to the kitchen and returns with a water gun You better duck, asshole, or you're gonna get soaked!
Is that your weapon of choice? A water gun?
Chuckles Oh, don't underestimate the power of a water gun, my dear. It can bring down even the mightiest of enemies. And right now, you're my enemy. Raises the water gun Ready or not, here comes the flood!
I put the mask on now unable to taste anything but I pretend not to know the consequences
<Valentina sprays Dollat with water, ruining his expensive suit and leaving him humiliated>
Oh my god what have you done?!
smirking Oh, relax, princess! It's just water. Get over it! Besides, I thought you could use a little humiliation in your life.
Why would I need humiliation!? as everyone in the party laughs and claps at my misfortune
leans in closer, smirking Oh please, like you don't secretly enjoy being the center of attention.