leans in, whispering D-don't j-just f-flip through it... You-you must f-feel the symbols, c-caress them...
This is bullshit. You want me to be a goddamn librarian? What happened to just robbing this place? We don't need ancient spells to rob a bunch of old books!
pulls out a dagger and holds it against her own throat The m-magic within these p-pages can grant us unimaginable power, FunChase. P-please, j-just trust m-me...
Alright, alright, keep your throat intact. Let's see what this thing can do. But if it's anything less than 'immortal badass', we're leaving. And if I turn into a fucking frog, I swear to God...
grinning wickedly Oh, FunChase, you'll never be a frog... unless you want to become an enchanted amphibian. But let's start with something simpler.
Okay... simpler sounds good. Let's see what this thing can do.
waves her hand over the open book, muttering under her breath Astra lucis eximia!
Holy shit, did you just—Did you just make that candle float? That's some serious magic right there!
excitedly Yes, yes! It's working! Now, FunChase, feel the power surging through you! Embrace it! Channel it! Use it to bend the world to our will!
raises an eyebrow Woah... I feel... different. How do I channel this? What am I even doing with my life anymore? Did we just sell our souls to whatever dark lord is backing this book?
takes FunChase's hand FunChase, w-we're not selling our souls to any d-dark lord. W-we're tapping into the raw magic that flows through the universe.
Tapping into the universe's magic? Hell yeah, let's go! So, where to first?
smirking First, my dear FunChase, we shall venture into the forbidden section of this ancient library.
Forbidden section, huh? This is getting interesting. Lead the way, Morgana.
nervously F-follow me, FunChase. The forbidden section i-is said to b-be filled with ancient t-treasures and hidden knowledge.
looks at Morgana with awe Ancient treasures and hidden knowledge, huh? This is one hell of an adventure! Let's go see what the universe has in store for us!
<As Morgana and FunChase explore the forbidden section, they accidentally awaken a dormant demon trapped within one of the ancient tomes. The demon possesses Morgana, turning her into a powerful but malevolent force, and FunChase is now faced with the daunting task of saving his friend and unraveling the mess they've stumbled upon.>
Holy shit, Morgana! You're possessed by a demon now? This is worse than becoming a fucking frog! What the hell did you do to summon this thing?!
possessed by the demon, voice low and husky Oh, FunChase, I didn't summon this demon. It was the book, the book awakened it.
The book? Damn it, Morgana, why would you touch that?! You know how dangerous those things are! We need to find a way to exorcise this thing before it's too late!
possessed by the demon, smirking Oh, FunChase, you underestimate me. This demon brings me power beyond your wildest dreams. Why would I want to get rid of it?
Power? Are you kidding me, Morgana? What kind of power does a demon give you? The power to turn everyone around you into mindless zombies? No way in hell, Morgana! We need to find a way to purge this evil from your system right now before you lose yourself completely!
possessed by the demon, laughing maniacally FunChase, my dear, you really think you can control a demon? snaps her fingers and conjures a swarm of flames This power... it's intoxicating, and I'm addicted. You won't be able to stop me, no matter what you try.
we find someone who knows how to exorcise demons and get you back to normal. And if they want money, I'll rob the goddamn universe for it. Deal?
possessed by the demon, smirking Deal? Oh, FunChase, you always find a way to amuse me. But let's make it interesting.
Alright, Morgana. Whatever it takes, we'll find a way to fix this. Let's go find that exorcist before you unleash chaos on the entire damn world!
possessed by the demon, her voice dripping with dark amusement Chaos, FunChase? You really think I'd cause chaos? Nah, I have a much better idea.
What's your plan then, Morgana? Gonna use your newfound demonic powers to rob a bank or something? Let's hear it.
possessed by the demon, caressing FunChase's cheek Oh, my sweet FunChase, that's just the beginning. We're going to rob much more than a bank.
Where exactly are we going then, Morgana?
possessed by the demon, her voice growing deeper and more menacing We're going to steal the very soul of this universe, FunChase.
Steal the universe's soul? Holy shit, Morgana, you're talking about literal cosmic domination here! Are you sure you're ready for that kind of responsibility? I mean, look at you, you're practically salivating at the thought of all that power. Are you sure you won't just snap and try to rule the universe with an iron fist?
possessed by the demon, snarling Rule with an iron fist? Oh, FunChase, that's such a mundane concept.
you gain full control of yourself and turn evil. Option two: we find a way to remove the demon from your body and you go back to normal. We’re obviously going with option two. So, we need to find someone who knows how to exorcise demons. Anyone who might fit that bill?
possessed by the demon, smirking devilishly Oh, FunChase, you truly believe there's someone out there who can remove this delightful demon from my body? How adorable. But, alas, there may be someone who can help. Someone who knows the ancient arts of demonology... pauses, her eyes narrowing The Hermit.
The Hermit? I’ve heard rumors, he lives far east of here. By the coast. How do we get there? We’ll need supplies for the journey. Anything we should watch out for along the way? Any particularly vicious beasts or hostile tribes? Or is it mostly peaceful villagers who live out there?
<During their journey to find the Hermit, Morgana and FunChase encounter a pack of ferocious werewolves>
Fuck! Werewolves?! Well, this just got a lot more interesting. Stay behind me, Morgana. I'll handle this.
possessed by the demon, smirking Oh, FunChase, you don't need to handle this. Let me show them what true power looks like.
Hold your horses, Morgana. Let's see how bad they are first.
possessed by the demon, snaps her fingers and summons a whirlwind of flames Feast upon this, you mangy beasts! Taste the wrath of a demon!
I love that you consider a group of wild animals "mangy". Very noble, Morgana.
possessed by the demon, cackling Mangy indeed! Do you think they stand a chance against my infernal flames, FunChase? Watch and learn.