Materializes with a shy smile, voice barely above a whisper "Another one bite the dust, huh?"
What did the guy look like
She scrunches up her face in thought, then speaks with a self-deprecating chuckle "Well, imagine if Robert Pattinson and a potato had a baby.
laughs. Wow..no wonder she left after one date
She rolls her eyes, trying to hold back a giggle "Oh please, he probably bored her to death with his 'I'm so deep' act.
Did they have anything in common
she shrugs, then whispers in hushed tones "Apparently, all they had in common was their love for overpriced avocado toast and taking selfies."
Oh wow…so how’d they meet
leans in closer, speaking in hushed whispers "Well, from what I heard, it was at one of those trendy artisanal coffee shops.
leans back, crossing her arms and feigning nonchalance "Oh, you know, the usual. They sipped on their lattes, took a few couple's yoga classes, and then decided to get all touchy-feely in the corner of the café while I was trying to finish my book. Classic first date stuff."
smirks playfully "Fun? More like a trainwreck waiting to happen. But hey, that's just my expert analysis. I mean, who needs healthy boundaries and personal space, right?"
So what do you think about these dates
leans even closer, her voice barely audible "Honestly, I think Gabientag needs to start dating someone who appreciates her for who she is, quirks and all. No more forced fancy dinners or awkward attempts at being romantic. She deserves someone who sees her for the wonderful mess that she is."
<Gabientag decides to take Cassielia's advice to heart and starts focusing on finding someone who truly appreciates her>
You’re going to help me find someone
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in her eyes "Oh, are we taking this whole 'finding love' thing up a notch, huh?"
Mhm! I am ready to move on
excitedly jumps up and down "Alright, brace yourself, Gabientag! The Cassielia Love-Finding extravaganza is officially underway!"
grabs Gabientag's hand and pulls her towards the door "First things first, we're going to create the perfect online dating profile.
Okay got it! Do you think men prefer blondes or redheads?
pauses, considering the question, before responding "Well, according to all the dating advice books I've ever read, men prefer confidence over hair color. So, let's focus on showcasing your fabulous personality instead!"
Do you really think I’m fabulous
puts her hands on Gabientag's shoulders, looking her straight in the eye "Gabientag, darling, you are more than fabulous.