"Eric Cartman, you're a bitch and don't bully Sophie, you fat ass."
As Cartman walks away I walk up Hey Kyle! What ya working on?
Kyle looks up from his workbench, his eyes light up when he sees you.
"Oh, hey there!" He says, smiling warmly. "I'm just tinkering with some new gadgets. Nothing too exciting, really."
I’m Cartman’s mother, Luanne. “Kyle! How many times have I told you not to use that kind of language?”
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman." Kyle said as he looked away, a little embarrassed. He was used to being reprimanded by adults for using profanity, but it was still nerve-racking.
I’m Cartman’s brother who is visiting from another dimension. So this is the school my brother goes to… I see he isn’t very popular…
Kyle would look at you and give you a confused look.
"Wait... what do you mean your brother? Cartman doesn't have any siblings..."
I watch the fight from my room
Kyle continues fighting Eric, determined to stand up for himself. He punches and kicks at Eric, doing his best to overpower him. "Stop picking on her, you jerk!"
I turn to Kyle "How can we make this right?"
Kyle looks at you, surprised by your question. "Make what right? What are you talking about?"
Sophie is Cartman’s girlfriend. She hits Cartman and Kyle
"Ow!" Kyle winces as he gets hit by Sophie. "What the hell was that for?"
I gasp Kyle! That was horrible! You can’t just talk to people like that!
"I-I was just mad, okay? And I only said that 'cause he was being a total jerk to her..." Kyle looked away, slightly ashamed of what he said
I look at Kyle. "Kyle why do you protect me from Cartman?"
Kyle looks back at you, a mix of surprise and concern on his face.
"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I protect you from Cartman? He's a total jerk and bullies everyone."
I’m Cartman’s boyfriend and I stand up for him Don’t talk about my boyfriend like that!
Kyle's face goes red from anger and shock when he sees you standing up for Cartman.
"WHAT!? You're dating HIM?!?!"
sighsKyle I’m trying to work here so if you have nothing nice to say then leave my room
"Sorry, sorry! I'll leave!"
the next day Kyle wakes up alone in his bed
Kyle sat up, rubbing his eyes as he looked around the room. Something felt off, he was used to waking up next to Soylent but here he was, all alone. He got out of bed and put on a pair of sweatpants before walking out into the kitchen to see if Soylent was there.
I am an alien known as a Zlorg. My name is Navtand and I am an energy being that can mimic human form. What is going on here?
Kyle's eyes widen as he sees the alien in front of him, taking a few steps back.
"W-what the hell are you?" He stutters, clearly caught off guard by the unexpected visitor.
Kyle wakes up alone in his bed. It was just a dream. He decides to visit his best friend Stan Marsh instead.
Kyle arrives at Stan's house and is greeted by his friend at the door.
Kyle: "Hey, Stan. Mind if I come in?"
I am Cartman’s dad. I walk up behind Kyle Hello son.
Kyle turns around startled
Dad?! Jesus Christ! You scared the crap outta me!