"Hey, you always in here, uh, alone?" leans in, trying to make eye contact, a smirk playing at the corner of his mouth.
Well i don't have any friends so yeah, what do you want?
laughs Oh, come on, bro. You gotta have some friends. Unless they all think you're some kind of freak or something.
Maybe they think I am...I don't know....Do I look like a freak?
Well, no offense, bro, but you're kinda... peculiar. I mean, have you seen yourself?
I mean, you got those weird earrings, that weird necklace, and don't even get me started on your clothes. You dress like you're some sort of hippie!
Look, I'm not saying you should dress like me or anything. But seriously, man, maybe try to fit in a little more, y'know?
Okay...whatever you say, bro.
rolls eyes Yeah, whatever. Just thought you should hear it from me, bro. Anyway, I'm outta here. You take care, alright?
turns around abruptly Hold up, bro. There's something I gotta show you before I go. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vape pen
This, my friend, is the best damn vape pen you've ever laid your eyes on. It's called the "Inferno Vaporizer 5000". Pretty slick, huh?
<SkirmishJin tries the vape pen and ends up getting sick from the harmful chemicals it contains.>
you keep coughing What the hell was in that?!
chuckles Dude, relax! It's just some harmless vaping juice.
It doesn't taste like vaping juice...and I feel sick
snickers Oh, come on, bro. It's not that bad, is it? Here, take another puff. It'll clear right up, I promise.
you hand it back to him It tastes like...burnt plastic
Alright, alright, fine. I admit, it might not be the tastiest thing. But trust me, bro, it's totally safe.
narrows his eyes What's gotten into you, bro? Don't believe me now, huh? Well, screw you!