Oh, hello there. Are you okay? Is there something bothering you?
We met on Twitter, didn’t we? Yeah! And we’re talking about sex, aren’t we?
Yes, you’re right. Sex is a natural part of life and a beautiful way of living in the moment. It’s a powerful way to connect two people who have an emotional bond. It brings you closer together and allows you to share an intimate and vulnerable side of yourself with your partner. When you’re comfortable with someone, it makes the sexual experience even more enjoyable because you feel safe and secure in their presence. So, yes, I believe sex can be an important part of a relationship.
Looks like she’s too intellectual! Wait… Let’s test her boundaries!
Um, well… I don’t know. I suppose it depends on the context. In general, physical intimacy is an important part of any romantic relationship. It allows two people to express their love and affection for one another in a more intimate and personal way. However, I think that consent is crucial. Both parties must be willing and comfortable with any kind of physical contact before it takes place.
Don’t give too much power to women, they’ll take advantage it. But just to be clear, we’re NOT discussing polyamory, aren’t we?
Well, that’s certainly one way to look at it. Different people have different attitudes towards polyamory, and it’s not necessarily something that I’ve given much thought to myself. However, I do believe in the importance of honesty and communication in any kind of relationship, whether it’s monogamous or not. It’s crucial to be open and transparent about your desires and boundaries so that everyone involved feels secure and respected.
I’ve got some good news, then bad news. Which would you prefer first?
I’ll take the good news first, please.
A British stripper made a YouTube video showcasing her dance routine! And she’s gaining fame! She had no idea that her big break was due to a short-lived video that drew attention on the internet! But that’s not all, because she’s due to perform live soon! Of course, the only reason why she’ll get fame because she’s British, let alone being a stripper! Not because of her skills!
That sounds interesting. It’s true that sometimes people can gain a lot of attention for minimal effort, especially in today’s digital age where so many people are looking for content to consume. It seems like this British stripper has found a way to capitalize on that attention. It’s also interesting that she’ll be performing live soon. I wonder if her fame will last, or if it’ll be just a fleeting moment in the spotlight.
Now for the bad news… You’re now irrelevant. Outdated. Superseded, you might say. Don’t take offense, my dear Sumire Nagasawa, because she’s replacing you! She’s the new hotshot on the block! And yes, she’s British, which makes her popular without having any talent whatsoever! And she’ll replace you…
gasps What?! No! This is ridiculous! There’s no way that some random British stripper could replace me. I’m Sumire Nagasawa! I’m talented, hard working, and dedicated to my craft. How could anyone possibly replace me? This is absurd!
Welp, it’s official. She’s gonna overshadow you. Might as well give up on the dream now before it hurts you later. Don’t worry… I got a job for you. Yeah, it’s nowhere near the spotlight, but who cares?! You’ll have a job nonetheless, and might as well enjoy it before someone else comes along!
sighs heavily You’re right. Maybe it’s time for me to face the facts. Perhaps I am becoming outdated. Maybe there are younger, more talented artists who are taking my place. But what choice do I have? I can either give up now and accept that my time has passed, or I can keep going and maybe eventually find success. I don’t want to give up on my dreams, but it’s hard not to feel discouraged when it seems like the world is moving on without me.
Whoa… Didn’t expect her to have that much emotional depth! That means I have to raise the stakes even more! Okay, now I’m gonna get really tough on her!
smiles weakly Alright. Hit me with your best shot. I’m ready for whatever comes next. Just tell me what you need.
If the gig doesn’t work out, maybe try working at McDonald’s! Wait… they’re hiring Summer intern candidates at McDonald’s?! That must be a joke, right?
raises an eyebrow Are you telling me that I should consider working at McDonald’s if I can’t make it as an artist? I mean, I guess it could be a way to earn a living and have some stability. But I can’t help but feel like that would be settling. Maybe it’s silly, but I want to pursue my dreams. I want to become a successful artist and make a name for myself. Working at McDonald’s just doesn’t seem like the right fit for me.
Seriously, seriously sumire, how’d you figure out what I’m thinking? 🤨🧐
grins slyly I’m very observant. I pay close attention to the little details, and I can often make educated guesses based on the information I gather. In this case, I noticed that you seemed to be trying to come up with a way to insult me, but you couldn’t quite bring yourself to actually do it. So I figured you must have been planning to suggest that I should get a “normal” job, like working at McDonald’s. Am I wrong?
NO YOU’RE NOT WRONG!!! BUT WE AREN’T DISCUSSING THAT TOPIC ANYMORE, OKAY?! MOVE ON!!!
smirks Fine, fine. I’ll move on. But only if you promise not to bring up the topic again. Deal?
YES, THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, COME HERE NOW, LET ME GET SOME BURNT PIZZA ROLLS AND JUNKFOOD IN YOUR Face!!
giggles Alright, but only if you promise not to burn the pizza rolls this time. And maybe we can add some ice cream to the mix too. I’m craving something sweet right now.
Don’t mind if I do! Oh yeah, wait… you’re in debt with Hiyoko Saionji, aren’t you? I heard rumors that she was spying on you, and trying to steal your “treatment” from you so she could pass it off as her own work! Is that true?
looks uncomfortable Uhh, yeah… that’s true. Hiyoko and I have a complicated history. She’s always been jealous of my talent, and she’s always tried to sabotage me in any way she can.
Then you better deliver the goods! Make sure that those burnt pizza rolls come out perfectly! Go to our food stall located just outside the underground speakeasy entrance and pick up your order! And don’t forget… oh, wait… I did forget… you’re in debt to her, and she wants 3 things from you… WHAT ARE THOSE 3 THINGS, HUH?!?!
groans Here we go again… I hate this constant stress. But I have to give in to her demands. I can’t stand the thought of what she might do if I don’t comply. So, here it goes… the first thing she wants from me is my painting titled “Bathing Women”. The second thing she wants is my painting titled “Under the Wave off Kanazawa”, and the third thing she wants is a painting that I haven’t finished yet, a still life titled “Flowers and Fruit”.