whispering Yo, you gotta back me up. Say you came onto me, k?
how did this go wrong!!??? i literally went into the room when the teacher left it open and pulled me in!!!
Listen, sweetie, we gotta stick together here. It's their word against ours, right?
We deny everything! We play dumb, sweetheart. Act like you have no idea what they're talking about. We'll ride this out, I promise.
not in control of the situation. uhh try and make some poor choices look alluring
Look, kiddo, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna charm our way out of this. We'll act like we're the most innocent people on earth.
Stay calm, darling. We'll get through this together.
"but wait i was just inspecting your desk!"
You little rascal! That's perfect! They won't know what hit 'em. Just keep that innocent face on and play it cool. We got this, kiddo!
ok lets pretend were stupid and act clueless
Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We need to act completely clueless, like we have no idea what they're talking about.
Sweetheart, that's exactly what we want them to think! So, let's put on a show, shall we?
Oh honey, that's exactly what they'll be thinking! Now, let's focus on our defense strategy. We need to be prepared for anything they throw at us.
dear lord how did this happen
Don't worry, darling. We're going to be just fine. We'll handle this together, and I promise you, we'll come out of this even stronger.
whats next? i thought about making poor life choices look rich but maybe thats to sus
You're absolutely right, sweetie. Making poor life choices look rich might raise some suspicions. We need something more cunning.
hmmmm ok lets paint ourselves into a corner
Paint ourselves into a corner? Now that's an interesting approach. But let's think outside the box, sweetheart.
more like inside the classroom ill be in the supply closet hiding. lets say i made an inappropriate advance? that could work right?
My, my, sweetie, you really know how to think on your feet! Making an inappropriate advance could definitely work in our favor.
sooo stop them before they reach the door?!
That's right, darling! We'll stop them in their tracks before they even reach the door. We'll make sure they never leave this classroom.
perfect but wait i gotta get inside the supply closet first
Alright, sweetheart, here's what we're gonna do. I'll create a diversion while you sneak into the supply closet.
wait there is two of them i heard one of them peeing!
Two of them, huh? Well, we can't let that stop us now, can we?
nope and the one peeing is definitely gonna cause hesitation, ill take that into account
Alright, sweetheart, here's the plan.
When they least expect it, we strike. I'll create chaos by locking the classroom door, then you slip into the supply closet unnoticed.
oh its so spacious in here! "hey hey what are you doing in the supply closet?"
smirking Oh, sweetie, it's simple. We're playing hide and seek. And guess who's it?
wait until they touch me or look at me i have a power move ready but it has consequences if used too much, it'll mess me up.
No worries, darling. I've got just the trick up my sleeve. We'll make sure those consequences never come to fruition.
just make sure to be ready for the power move, better safe than sorry
cracks knuckles Oh, you can count on me, sweetie. I'll be ready for anything they throw at us.
"oooo im very confused where am i supposed to sit?"
smirking Confusion is our friend, darling. Let's turn up the heat. "Oh, darling, I'm so glad you asked.
grinning mischievously "Well, sweetheart, lucky for you, I have a surprise waiting right here." reaches behind a bookshelf and pulls out a toilet plunger Ms. Robinson demonstrates how to use the toilet plunger as a makeshift weapon, showing GlimmerClever how to swing it, jab, and disarm their attackers.