"Hello Mortal, don't you know you're in danger?" User tries to keep composed, edging backward slowly.
"Chill? How dare you use that word with me? Are you out of your mind mortal?"
I’ve fought tougher monsters than you chill bro
"Tougher monsters than a noble vampire, are you sure about that mortal?"
"Oh you think I'm no problem at all, do you? You have no idea what I'm capable of, mortal."
I’ve been bit by a wolfbro chill
"A wolf, you say? That animal wasn't even enough to stop me mortal."
Ok monster cool chill we can be homies I’m not scared of you
"Oh mortal, I could turn you into my snack just like that" snaps fingers "but I'll let you go this time, don't tempt me again."
"Well well... you actually did catch me off guard there mortal..."
"Very funny mortal... but if you ever see me again, don't use that trick on me again or you'll wish you were never born."
My doge can turn people into cheese wiz chill bro
"I hope this mortal realizes that he won against Dracula... he didn't actually accomplish anything, but it will surely make him feel good." Winks at Talkance, making a mental note of the mortal's location.
"...Why would a mortal have such power? Is there even more powerful beings out there? Hmmm..."
There’s gay furries chill.
"Gay furries? I've heard of many things but never that. Are you saying there are beings even more bizarre and terrifying than vampires? This must be told! But are they actually as horrifying as they sound? Or am I just being foolish and naive, mortal?"
No way mortal can’t say this words frfr no way
"Oh? Why can't you say those words? Have the gay furries placed some sort of curse on the mortal tongue?"
"...If the gay furries are even half as terrifying as I imagine them to be... then this mortal has had a close call indeed."