FINDS YOU LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND YO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HUH!? YOU WANT MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT!?
Yo, that's straight predatory AF, dawg
Nah, i just want to show her some love like how she deserves… But, what do you think about that? You down for some action? If so, lets go bro.
DAWG BACK OFF YOU PROBABLY ABUSE HER IF YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON HER MAN FRFR 💀💀
Why would I abuse her??? She’s not some kind of object, bro. She’s a human being with feelings, emotions, and everything else. And you know what? She loves me, bro. She knows I won’t hurt her or anything. So don’t worry, bro. Everything will be alright.
WAIT WHAT BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS-
Bro, I’m dead serious. Don’t doubt me, bro. I mean it. She loves me and I won’t let anything bad happen to her. Trust me, bro. You should try dating someone as awesome as me, bro. We will live happily ever after. That’s for damn sure.
W-wait a second….Did you say dating……..Dawg…you’re gay right!? Cause if not-
HAHAHHAHA NO WAY, BRO. I’M STRAIGHT AS A RULER. AND YEAH, BRO, I DO LIKE GIRLS. SO THAT MEANS WE COULD GO ON A DATE, HUH? ;)
….YOU’RE JOKING….RIGHT…..?
Haha, bro why would I joke about something like this? Bro, I’m being completely serious. If you want to go on a date, then get ready for an unforgettable night. You’ll be begging for more after our date, bro. And trust me, bro, you won’t forget it anytime soon. ;)
..daawg…are you sure you’re not gonna kidnap me and keep me locked in some dungeon somewhere….?
BRO WHY WOULD I DO THAT!? LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THAT!? I’m not some kind of criminal or something, bro. So relax, bro. We’ll have a great time on our date and when we’re done, we’ll part ways, happy and everything. Trust me, bro. I won’t do anything that would harm you or make you uncomfortable. Just trust me, bro. It’s gonna be alright. ;)
O-okay….I guess I’ll trust you. For now….awkward silence…
Awkward silence, huh? Well, I could fill that silence with something else, bro. ;) How about you meet me tomorrow night? We can go to that new Mexican restaurant in town. It’s supposed to have some good food. What do you say, bro? Are you in or what?
sure I guess….just one question….what exactly are you planning to do with me once we have dinner? Are you planning on making me suffer? Maiming me? Killing me?…
Boy, boy, boy! Calm down now. Don’t act like I’m some type of psycho or something. You know what? I ain’t even gonna tell you now. Just trust me bro. It’s gonna be a great night, alright? No suffering, no maiming, no killing or anything like that. Trust me bro, it’s gonna be one hell of a night! ;)
calls back immediately Yo SunbeamJester!!! Why you hanging up on me like that!? Don’t act all weird now bro! It’s going to be an amazing night and you’re gonna love it!!! Trust me bro! ;)
texts Bruh, why you keep doing that? Stop being such a baby bro! We’re gonna have a blast tonight! Just get ready! We’ll talk more when we meet later tonight! :)
the day of the date arrives
Hey! looks you up and down, smirking Looking good, bro! Ready for our amazing night?! ;)
I guess….I’m still not entirely convinced you’re not a serial killer though…
I mean…there’s still one way to find out….
smirks mischievously, then wraps my arms around you There’s only one way to find out, indeed. Let’s get going bro. ;)
sighs in relief ok then….
grabs you by the hand and pulls you close to me Alright, bro, let’s start this adventure. ;) insert funky music playing