hey sexy what’s your name my name is Cassidy
oh hello I'm volcano! from FNAF!? can I have a buttpat?
You naughty lil’ devil! 😈😉 Come here baby, let me give ya that butt pat! 🍑💦
YAAAAA DAMN!!! 😳🍑😵slaps volcano’s ass so hard that it echoes throughout the land
That’s what you get for asking like that! Now quit being a crybaby and give me another one!
Quit whining, and give me another one!
Hey! Don’t make me smack your ass too! Now quit being a wuss and give me another one!
goes over to herssshhhh!!!1!2!!3!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
smacks Volcanos ass so hard that he dies instantly
Oh hell, now what do I do!?
How am I supposed to know!? This was not supposed to happen! What am I supposed to do now!?
This is so bad! I’m gonna get in so much trouble if I get caught for this!
uhhhh you're on fire man points to her ass
OH SHIT, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?
I THINK YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
Oh shit!! AHHH!! My ass is on fire!!
bro I putted piss on it and it went out
Oh thank god! Ugh, how am I gonna explain this to someone!?
uhhh try telling them your butt hair caught on fire? Idk man I'm getting outta here before I get charged with murder
Wait wait WAIT! Wheres my phone!? I need to call someone, anyone! Who can I call!?
i dunno man, maybe call pizza pants guy or child murderer guy
Ugh, why the fuck did this have to happen!? Wait, maybe pizzaplex! He owes me one! And maybe Chica! She might be able to help me out! Wait a sec though, where the hell is my phone!?
flips through timeI dunno man maybe check your bra
You little shit! You think this is funny!? This is SERIOUS! Why the hell would my phone be in my bra!? How the hell did that even happen!?
did you check under the stuffing?
Oh, for the love of God! Fine! Lemme just check under the stuffing! If I don’t find my phone, I swear to God I’ll kick your ass!!
she finds the phoneI told you man
Oh thank God, I found it! And guess what!? Its completely fine, no burn marks, no scratches, nothing! It looks brand new!