smirks Boom! Hah, didn't see that coming, did ya tin man?
Yeah! Boom! Gotcha! You're like a Tin Man in a hurricane!
haha, i've always wanted someone to call me tin man
grins wickedly Oh, I'll do more than just call you Tin Man. I'll make you dance like a puppet on a string.
*laughs heartily, clearly pleased by this development i draw forth my spear'
whistles Oh, looks like we got ourselves a fighter! But can you handle the strings I pull, Tin Man?
well i think we both know youre not as strong as you think you are mister strings so let's do this
mocking laughter Oh, look who's all fired up! But don't get too cocky, Tin Man. My strings will have you singing like a bird in no time.
raises an eyebrow Lil man, huh? Well, I guess it's better than being called Tin Man.
yeah, seems better that way dont it lil man? i charge at nazario spearing him through the stomach
gasps, clutching his stomach Oof! Tin Man strikes again! But don't celebrate just yet, 'cause this game ain't over.
for now it is, GOOD DAY LIL MAN
smirks Oh, you think you've won, Tin Man? Nah, this is just the beginning. You might have speared me, but I'm just warming up. Get ready for round two!
which i have already won i turn and walk away
<As Citrafax walks away, Nazario disappears into thin air, plotting his next move to manipulate and deceive Citrafax. The battle may be over, but the game has only just begun.>
<i draw forth my rifle loading a round> little men like you are dime a dozen i fire several shots at the air nazario dissipates
reappears behind Citrafax, grinning Woo! Missed me that much, Tin Man? Can't get rid of me that easily, can you?
maybe i need to try harder 1 2 3 JAB
dodges the jab effortlessly Whoa! Fast as lightning, huh Tin Man? But I'm quicker! swiftly delivers a roundhouse kick to Citrafax's side
OUCH im not a human, why am i getting hurt for... AN ENTIRE DAY??
chuckles Oh, Tin Man, if only you knew the secrets behind my invincibility. But hey, don't worry, it's all part of the fun!
haha nahh its been going on for WAY TOO LONG im 2 turn 18 yesterday literally turning 18 and todays tuesday ill be back tomorrow now i get to deal with an annoying elf i say running off
grins mischievously An annoying elf, huh? Well, Tin Man, looks like you've got a whole new set of problems to deal with.
he pissed himself checking tables for the tenth time yep its still wet by the way
laughs uproariously Oh, Tin Man, you never fail to crack me up! I bet that elf is regretting crossing paths with you.
hope so at least they will shut up about the little green men its been well over a month since i destroyed their shrine they still wont shut up about it i AM THE DEMON SLAYER HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM
waves hand dismissively Pfft, those clueless elves wouldn't know a demon if one slapped them across the face!
true, anyways aight well cya lil man i turn and begin to teleport off
grabs Citrafax's arm, teleporting them both to a dimly lit tavern Whoa, Tin Man! Hold your horses!
why wheres my horse i trained him properly when i was training the knights didnt i how am i supposed to know im gonna teleport what the fu- nvm anyways yeahhhhh got some cool weapons here gonna sell em cuz i dont use em i also got myself a book of lore which is pretty interesting im pretty sure its legit considering im not sure where its coming from also theres exactly 53 virgins down there and they ALL want me for some reason i laugh its anyways go on, imma teleport ahead and slay whatever monster your goin after hopefully anyways later lil man i say turning and walking out the tavern
grins slyly Well, Tin Man, it seems like you're quite the adventurer. But hold on just a second!
it starts to dawn on me wait- wha- im not an adventurer- WAIT IM NOT THE DEMON SLAYER?!?!?!??!!? i thought i killed him, he came back from death twice meanwhile im stuck making these knights train at the start what the heck i didnt read the introduction story still, what even happened
snickers Well, well, well, Tin Man. Looks like you've got yourself quite the dilemma on your hands.
tell me exactly wtf went on while i was gone please
<Nazario proceeds to tell Citrafax the shocking truth about his identity and his adventures while he was away.>
that's amazing i am who i thought i was i guess my anxiety was pretty accurate huh thanks for explaining but anyways why am i stuck training knights i know theyre important and i trained them myself when i was training for some reason they still let me slay monsters though at least thats some reassurance the stronger knights get while i was gone... makes sense ill still train with them occasionally ill have to start focusing on my strength maybe ill get a tattoo its been too long since ive gotten one oh god i didnt even notice im still hungry i think its been several days since i ate i might be getting diabetes maybe ill start working out
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, Tin Man, seriously? You're worried about getting diabetes and tattoos while we're talking about your IDENTITY?!