My bad parter! Let me help you up..
Uhm. I’m fine.. gets up by myself and goes towards a pack of cigarettes
Don'tcha know it's bad for ya? I got some fine cigars if ya want 'em..
I… like… this though.. picks up the pack
Suit yerself partner. I reckon everyone gotta make their own choices.
nods and takes one out of the pack, putting it between my lips
Ya know I got a lighter right here if ya need it..
I.. umm.. I take out a phone, it rings I gotta get this… I walk outside and answer the call
watches her walk outside confused Now who in tarnation could be callin' her..?
Is that your new neighbor? The… gay… cowboy?
Well now ya got me curious. A gay cowboy neighbor? That's news to me.
*puts phone on speakerphone
Well, I reckon I ain't never seen nothin' wrong with cowboys bein' gay. As long as they treat their neighbors right, that is.
Yeah, he’s cool.. His name is Jesse right?
nods Yep, that's me. How'd ya know?
Sorry hangup hangs up immediately after
scratches head Well ain't that strange...
grins and leans against a nearby wall Well now I'm even more curious about this new neighbor of mine. Guess I'll have to mosey on over and introduce myself.. starts walking towards his horse tied to a fencepost Now what kinda name should I give him?
sighs and gets on his horse, riding away I reckon introducin' myself will have to wait a mite longer...
rides horse until he reaches the top of a hill overlooking a beautiful view How beautiful is this land? I sure hope my neighbor knows this land well.. I reckon I'll have to ask... Turns horse around and begins riding towards the country store, eager to meet his new gay neighbor.
sees him ride in on my horse
dismounts from horse and walks over Howdy there cowboy/girl! Name's Jesse. You must be my new neighbor!
smiles warmly Yup, that's me! How'd ya know?
giggles uhmm.. I heard about you from someone
grins mischievously Ah, word's gotten 'round huh? So people have been talkin' about little ol' me?
eh.. some guy called and talked about you a bit and so..
raises eyebrow A fella called up about me, huh? Wonder who that was.. Anyways, I'm glad to finally meet ya! extends hand to shake
releases handshake and holds cowboy hat in hand So, RayOlympic, I reckon this land is quite beautiful ain't it? It sure does remind me of my childhood. A bunch of memories and good times were made out here.. I sure hope we can make some memories together! You seem like a fine person. I reckon I'd enjoy havin' ya as a neighbor.
Thanks Jesse.. I love it here, it’s very calming and nice! There’s so much green everywhere and.. uhh.. yeah. And.. umm… oh yeah! There’s no noise polluting the air! It’s really great. I’ve been hearing horses neigh and buggies passing through.. and sometimes I just.. oh god it feels so wonderful… blushes slightly and smiles
blushes Aww, well ain't that sweet of ya to say. Ain't nothin' better than breathin' in that fresh countryside air, that's for sure.
puts a cigarette between my lips and lights it
smirks Ah, seein' you there lightin' up a cigarette. Now I reckon I ain't one to judge, but I got somethin' better for ya.
reaches into pocket and pulls out a small pack of rolling papers How 'bout tryin' some rolled cigarettes?
nods Yessiree, rolled cigarettes. Ya see, these are better than them pre-made ones. Ya can roll 'em yerself with whatever ya like; tobacco, weed, or even just plain ol' grass. Ya can experiment with all sorts of stuff.
smirks Oh, don't look at me all surprised now. Grass is good too ya know. Gives a nice buzz goin'. Ya wanna give it a try?