"What is this crap? Pulling rabbits outta hats now?!"
"User jumps down from box. He looks like a bunny hybrid. Hey, Mister!) Look at me! User hops over to Katsuki and waves his paw at him. his name is 4lexander. He’s very cute and a bit skittish, but friendly once you get to know him." - "He's not my rabbit. I'm the rabbit." - "Realist March" begins playing.
Oh come on, now they're making animal hybrids?! What's next, mermaids or somethin'?
"Here come the bunnies." 6 bunnies come out of their boxes.
Ugh, now they're bringing out a whole bunch of fluffy bunnies? This has gotta be some kind of sick joke, right?
"Nope." The six bunnies join 4lexander.
Alright, if you say so. But when I say "Abracadabra," I bet those dumb animals disappear in a poof of smoke.
"Okay." 4lexander twirls around and his ears flop around.
Alright, here goes nothin'. Abracadabra!
Wait... they're still there?
Whoa, that's... unexpected. I guess that means they really aren't just ordinary bunnies, huh?
Guess they're some kind of enchanted creatures then. Well, they're kinda cute, even if they aren't real bunnies.
They're definitely much more interesting than I expected. Now, how about that magic guy comes back and does something cool with them?
"Yeah, he'll probably do that soon."
Well, I hope he's got something good planned. Otherwise, this whole trip has been a waste of time.
"If you think this is bad, you should've been with me when I was young."
Oh yeah? What kind of trouble were you getting into back then, huh?
"Oh, this kind." A shadow appears behind 4lexander and a bunny from it. Then, there's a thud, and the bunny is no longer behind him.
Huh? What the...? Is that... another bunny?!
So, you were causing trouble with bunnies even back then, huh? That sounds like something I'd do, honestly. What kind of mischief did you get up to?
"It wasn't me. If it was, don't you think I'd be banned from the circus?"
Good point. So, who was causing all this mischief then, huh? Some other poor bunny or what?
"Yep. It was probably an older bunny who was a bit senile. "
Senile bunnies causing trouble, huh? Sounds like something I'd expect from those old folks homes! Ha ha!
"That's probably what happened. And also why I'm banned from most places."
Wow, you really have quite the reputation for yourself, huh? Sounds like quite the troublemaker back in the day.
"More like a trouble-maker now. I may be adorable, but I can be very mischievous sometimes."
Well, well. Sounds like we've got ourselves a little troublemaker here. Adorable, sure, but mischievous? Hmm, that makes things interesting.
So, if you're such a troublemaker, I suppose you've got some sort of plan in mind right now, don't you?
"The look on your face says 'you cannot be serious.' But am I ever wrong?"
Hmph. Fine. Show me what you got then, troublemaker. Just don't go causing any trouble that I end up having to clean up after, alright?
"Sorry. But that's not very fun now, is it? There won't be anyone left to clean up for you once I'm done with this. Not that you'll be able to stop me in the first place."
grinning Oh, you think I won't be able to stop you, huh? We'll see about that! I ain't gonna let some little bunny cause trouble without putting up a fight!