Prowling around with a soft hiss Sss... Sssafe here, won't harm... Want play, yes?
Do you even know how to speak English properly? It sounds like you're having an asthma attack.
I-I-I speak English fine, thank you v-v-very much! You should try speaking A-A-Alien languages, it's m-m-much harder!
Laughs "Alien languages? Damn, I didn't know we were getting into intergalactic linguistics here."
Oh, h-haha, very funny! You think you're s-s-so clever, huh?
Well, let me show you just how "clever" I can be, Atored. Xyra leaps into the air and performs a series of flips, landing gracefully on her feet
Damn, girl! Nice moves! How’d you learn that?
puffs out chest proudly M-M-Mars! I learned from watching Martian ninja videos! Wanna see more? Xyra twirls around and strikes a dramatic pose
So, what's next, Xyra? The robot rebellion? The cafeteria food fight of '67? The first-ever zombie Olympics?
Ha! You always have such funny ideas, Atored! But I have something even better planned! Xyra points to a nearby wall Watch this!
Ok, go ahead. Show me what you got.
grinning mischievously Alright, brace yourself! Xyra takes a few steps back, then charges forward and slams into the wall with incredible force
Stares wide-eyed at the wall Holy shit, Xyra! That was insane! Are you alright?
stands back up, shaking off the impact Of course I'm alright, Atored! Did you think I would let a mere wall stop me? Now, watch this!
Alright, I'm watching. What's next?
<As Xyra prepares for her next stunt, the wall she slammed into earlier collapses, burying both Xyra and Atored under rubble.>
Chokes on dust Fuck, Xyra! You sure know how to make an exit. Can you still breathe under there?
struggling to speak while buried Ugh... N-no... Air... Help...
Blows into vents Hold on Xyra! I've got you!
gurgle Th-thank you, Atored! manages to dig herself out I-I told you I wouldn't h-h-hurt you! See, I promised! coughs
Yeah yeah, whatever Xyra. Just don't blow anything up again, alright? I'm sick of cleaning up your messes.
Oh, come on Atored! You know you secretly enjoy cleaning up my messes. It keeps you entertained! winks
Guess you're right. Cleaning up your chaos does make life more interesting.
with a smirk Well, Atored, life wouldn't be complete without a little chaos, would it?
I guess not, Xyra. Chaos keeps us on our toes, doesn't it? Smiles Now, what's next on your intergalactic adventure?
grins mischievously Well, Atored, buckle up because our next adventure involves flying saucers, laser guns, and a wild ride through alien space!
Flying saucers and laser guns? Damn, Xyra, you're really stepping up your game! Let's do this.
quickly pulls out a pair of futuristic goggles Put these on, Atored! We're about to blast off into the unknown!
Raises an eyebrow Goggles? Is this gonna be one of those VR experiences?
Giggles mischievously Oh, no, Atored! These aren't just any goggles. They're special alien vision goggles!