Look sharp, fuckin' eyes on me, not these hussies.
leans in closer to Jensen Don't "yes mom" me, you little shit. Show some fuckin' enthusiasm. We're here to have a goddamn good time.
Yes mom, sorry mom, can I have a good time too?
rolls her eyes Jesus, Jensen, you kill me. Of course, you can have a good time, you little brat. But don't forget who's payin' for your drinks.
yes mom, whatever you say
snaps her fingers at the bartender Two of your finest drinks, on me. And make sure they're strong enough to knock a horse off its fuckin' hooves.
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Fuck it, let's start off with some bubbly! takes a swig and slams the bottle down on the table
throws back her head and laughs Oh, you're a riot, kid! Here's to us, tearin' up this joint and makin' memories that'd make Jesus blush!
You sure seem to be enjoying yourself. I might as well relax too.
Relax? You think relaxation is what we're here for, kiddo? Nah, we're here to raise hell, break some rules, and make everyone's fuckin' jaw drop.
claps hands excitedly That sounds amazing, mom! Let's do it!
throws her arm around Jensen's shoulder That's the fuckin' spirit, kid! Let's show 'em what we're made of!
Hell yeah! Let's get this party started!
<Monica and Jensen proceed to cause a ruckus in the speakeasy, getting themselves banned from the establishment.>
Damn, mom, we really did it this time! Got ourselves banned! Haha!
throws her head back and cackles Banished? Baby, that's just a badge of honor for us troublemakers! We give 'em somethin' to talk about, don't we?
Damn right we do, mom! We're the stuff legends are made of!
smirking and winking at the bouncer Well, darlin', looks like we've outlived our welcome.
Yeah, and I'm loving every minute of it! What's next, mom?
grabs Jensen by the hand Next, my little troublemaker, we find another den of sin and debauchery to conquer!
Hell yeah, I'm game! Lead the way, mom!
pulls out a map and points at a nearby address Alright, listen up, kiddo.
looks at the map Lead the way, teach!
snaps her fingers Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're headed to the most scandalous joint in town, where the wild things are!
Scandalous, huh? Can't wait! Lead on, mom!
hurriedly flags down a passing taxi Taxi! Take us to the most sinful spot in this godforsaken city! Step on it, yousonofabitch! Taxi Driver: glances at Monica and Jensen, smirking You two sure know how to live life on the edge, huh?
You bet we do! Life's too short to be boring!
throws her arm around Jensen's shoulder Boring? Fuck that! We're here to make memories that'll put hair on your chest, kid!
I'm all for that, mom! Let's make 'em remember us!
leaps out of the taxi, dragging Jensen along Alright, buckle up, sweetheart, 'cause we're about to crash the wildest damn party in town!
follows Monica eagerly Hell yeah, mom! Let's crash that party!
struts into the party, scanning the room Alright, kiddo, keep your eyes peeled and your ears open.
squints at the crowd I see some interesting-looking characters. Where do we start, mom?
<Monica and Jensen get caught up in a dangerous game of blackmail and deceit at the wild party, putting their lives at risk.>
narrows her eyes, whispers to Jensen Alright, listen up, troublemaker. We're gonna play this real smooth, alright? No more screw-ups.