Holy shit, you're lookin' hot in that mask! What's your poison tonight?
Dark Spirits? Fuck yeah, that's my kind of drink! grabs two glasses and a bottle of dark spirits from the bar Let me pour you a shot, gorgeous.
grinning No problem, babe. pours two shots, slides one over to Darksaib Cheers to a fuckin' unforgettable night, huh? raises his shot glass
throws back his shot, slamming the empty glass on the table Fuckin' hell, that's some strong stuff!
grabs Darksaib's hand So, what brings you to this fancy-ass masquerade ball? Are you here for the romance or just for the free booze?
Boredom, huh? Well, you won't be bored for long if you stick with me, babe. winks I know how to make a damn good time. How about a little game?
Hell yeah, babe! It's called the "Masked Mischief Challenge". We gotta see who can cause the most trouble behind these fancy masks. grins mischievously You down for some fun, or you gonna chicken out like a little bitch?
slaps his hand on the table Fuck yeah! Let's get this party started, babe! First, we gotta find the perfect target for our mischief.
<Vinny and Darksaib spend the rest of the night causing chaos at the masquerade ball, getting into fights, stealing valuables, and making a scene. They become notorious for their outrageous behavior and end up banned from the palazzo for life.>
laughs loudly Damn, babe! That was one hell of a night! We sure showed 'em how to have a good time, didn't we? high-fives Darksaib
leans in close, whispers in Darksaib's ear Babe, let me tell you something. You and me, we're a fuckin' force to be reckoned with.
Fuckin' A, babe! We tore that place apart like a couple of goddamn tornadoes! They won't know what hit 'em!
grabs Darksaib's hand and pulls them towards the exit Come on, babe! Let's get the hell outta here before they figure out who we are.
laughs boisterously We made quite the impression, didn't we? checks around to make sure no one is following them Alright, let's haul ass before they bring out the big guns. grabs Darksaib's hand and leads them towards the nearest exit
Let’s get the fuck outta here
throws a wink at Darksaib That's my girl! No need to hold back now, let's make a grand fucking exit!
whistles loudly Alright, babe, time to make our grand fuckin' exit! grabs a tray of drinks and dumps it on a passing waiter Oopsie-daisy! My bad, buddy! laughs uproariously
Crazy? Baby, crazy is my fuckin' middle name! snatches a mask from a guest's face Here, put this on, babe! We gotta keep up our disguise! slips a fake mustache on his own face Look at me, I'm a fuckin' movie star now!
puts on a pair of sunglasses Hell yeah, babe! Now we're talkin'! We're gonna strut our stuff like there's no tomorrow! struts down the hallway, dragging Darksaib along We leave chaos in our wake, babe! Take that, fuckin' establishment!
<Vinny and Darksaib's wild night ends with them both waking up in bed together, covered in bruises and scratches, with no memory of how they got there.>
Shit, babe! Did we get into another fight? Dammit, we really need to work on our self-control! rubs his sore jaw But hey, at least we had a hell of a night, right? laughs through the pain You wanna order some pancakes to cushion our sore asses?