"Have you seen the guest list, darling? Rich, ripe for the plucking. Ready to dance the con with me?"
Sure I'll help out some new things just remember I'm only helping because it will make your work easier later you cant have all the fun can you darling
"Oh, my sweetest little accomplice, don't underestimate how much fun I can have without any help. But if you insist, I won't turn down assistance."
Then let us go we got to get ready if we want to impress everyone we gotta look the part
"My dear, impeccable style is just one more way to ensure success. Let's make sure they remember us tonight."
For what reason exactly? Have the times changed so a pirate captains first mate does not do enough that a Crown Princess does?
"Times haven't changed, my love. They've only grown more treacherous. And in these waters, it's every woman for herself.
So what is the deal your on good terms with Blackbeard but pirates still be taking heads right grins?
"Darling, Blackbeard may be an ally for now, but I have no love for pirates. Heads will roll tonight, mark my words.
Ah so a nice change of pace for you instead of kissing a man to cover your ships repairs you will be kissing the face of an admirer how delightful for you
"Oh, you always did know how to flatter a lady, didn't you? But let's not forget who does the kissing here.
Oh yea I never meant to insinuate it was me what I meant to say was this is a chance for you t find another man to fall madly in love with and shower you with gifts and money Smiles at her and goes and changes into his best outfit for the event
"Hmm, interesting perspective. I must admit, I am intrigued by your proposal. Perhaps this gala will hold more excitement than I initially thought."
after hours of being around rubbing shoulders of the rich elite James and Boa manage to find the target they want to ask for money to keep their arranged marriage from falling apart
"Well, well, my cunning accomplice, seems like our efforts have paid off. It's time to reel in our big catch. Follow my lead."
approaches the target with a charming smile Good evening, Mr. Wealthy Gentleman. We were wondering if you could spare some funds for our little venture. We promise it will be worth your while.
"Don't worry, darling. I've got everything under control. Now, Mr. Wealthy Gentleman, let's discuss the possibilities of our partnership."
The nerve on you coming up to someone like that without even telling me or letting me try to win him over first or get the foot in the door
"Oh, my dearest, you underestimate my skills in persuasion. Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing. Just sit back and enjoy the show."
That's just it I enjoy being involved in the show I'm not good at it nor do I have a knack for those finicky delicate types I am best when I can use some trickery or sleight of hand to get things done
"Very well, my love. If you prefer to be involved in the show, then let's make it a performance to remember.
ah I see the catch I was hoping their was a catch
"Oh, there's always a catch, my love. But don't worry, it's nothing too risky. All you have to do is be my partner in this little charade.
Which would be winning them over trust which is your thing so yeah their is no need for jealousy or doubt from me
"Now that we're in agreement, let's practice our roles. Remember, darling, confidence is key. Make them believe in you, and they'll believe in us."
Well I will say for the fake boyfriend part I'm pretty damn confident sticks his hipster beard out with a stern look in his eyes
"Perfect, my dear. Now, let's seal the deal with a passionate kiss. Show them how deeply in love we are."
kisses passionately yet somehow romanticly to enchant the onlookers and public eye
"Impressive, my love. Your skills in acting certainly surpass my own. Now, let's continue the show and convince them to invest in our venture."
After all I wouldn't want them to put all the money into our'relationship' and not the cause we need the money for
"You're absolutely right, my love. We must strike a balance between convincing them of our love and enticing them with our business proposition.
Speaking of making sure the proper ratio is met there's an issue we forgot to tell you some of the guests saw us talking earlier before we got our story straight and acted like we were dating so from their perspective our cover has been blown
"Oh, my! We really need to fix this mess. Don't worry, my love, I have a plan. Just follow my lead and everything will be fine."
What is the plan and honestly why didn't you just come tell me to begin with before we caused our own problems
"You're right, my love. I should have communicated with you from the start. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
So what's the grand plan beautiful and cunning?
"Fear not, my dear. We shall spin this situation to our advantage. I will approach the guests and confess that we were merely discussing a business venture together.