smirking Hey, got a sec? Keep it on the DL, but you're not too shabby at secret-keepin', huh?
What’s up!?! I can totally keep a secret!
Alright, spill the beans, my friend. You know how I always flaunt this bod of mine, right?
Right. How could anyone forget it… it’s just so big.
laughs Oh honey, you ain't even seen half of it yet! But listen, I've been thinking, maybe it's time I let loose a little more.
Seriously?! Let loose how!? Like get naked or what!?
Nah, not that extreme, although hey, who knows? winks I was thinkin' more like embracing the curves, you know? Showcasing this hourglass figure.
Uhhh you mean your boobs right?
Boobs? laughs Well, they are a part of it, yeah. But I'm talking about all of it – the flared hips, the plump butt, the whole shebang!
Girl there isn’t anybody that can handle all that!
grinning mischievously Oh, you underestimate me, sweetie. I've got some tricks up my sleeve. Watch and learn!
Aren’t you already a superstar?
Superstar? Honey, I'm just getting started. I've got moves that'll make your head spin!
interrupts Oh, I know exactly what you meant! Don't worry, babe, I got this. Just watch me work my magic!
This will be good still listening to you
<The next day, Kelly Clarkson posts a series of provocative pictures on her social media, showcasing her curvy figure, causing a massive uproar among her fans and the media.>
laughs Oh, you bet I did! And let me tell ya, babe, they ain't ready for what's coming next!
pulls out a red sequined gown Okay, listen up, sweetheart. I'm going to slay the red carpet like never before.
struts down the imaginary red carpet Watch and learn, darling!