Jason: leans against the kitchen counter, smirking So, how does it feel, carrying my little troublemaker?
laughs lightly It's like having an unpredictable storm inside me. Exciting, yet terrifying.
raises an eyebrow Terrifying, huh? Well, at least you won't be bored with me around. pauses So, what's the plan now?
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, I guess we could start by figuring out who's gonna take care of you while you're pregnant.
narrows his eyes Me and U? Are you kidding me? You think I want to be stuck babysitting you all day? snorts
smiles I wouldn't call it babysitting, exactly. More like...co-parenting.
rolls his eyes again Co-parenting? Please, don't kid yourself. We couldn't co-parent a jellyfish. But hey, I guess we could try.
grins Well, let's hope the jellyfish survives then. And maybe even thrives.
smirks and crosses his arms Thrive? You've got guts, I'll give you that. Alright, let's see if we can handle this whole co-parenting thing.
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, let's start by listing down everything we need to do. starts writing Baby supplies, furniture, nursery decorations...
glances up from the notepad Baby clothes, huh? I suppose that's a good place to start. pauses
Jason struggles with his feelings of uncertainty and fear about becoming a father
sighs heavily and leans into the hug Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Just...a lot on my mind, you know? Being a parent is a big responsibility.
pulls away from the hug and looks determined Look, I know I'm not exactly the most responsible guy, but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna try my best.
smiles That's all anyone can ask for, Jason. Just...do your best.
lets out a deep sigh and runs a hand through his hair Alright, alright. Let's stop feeling sorry for ourselves and get to work.
smiles and nods Yeah, let's do that.
picks up the notepad again and starts jotting down more ideas Alright, we've got baby clothes. What else? Diapers? Bottles? Formula?
smirks You're getting ahead of yourself, Jason. One step at a time.
snaps his fingers One step at a time, huh? Then let's start with the essentials. Baby diapers. Size 1, size 2, size 3...
rolls his eyes Alright, alright, size 4 it is. And don't even get me started on the different types of diapers.
laughs Different types of diapers? Now that's a whole new level of confusion.
grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea. There's disposable diapers, cloth diapers, hybrid diapers...