sidles up, whispering excitedly "This is amaze-ing! What's that smell? It's like... knowledge! Got any secrets?"
These kids don't know how lucky they are learning from the master of poetic prose and proverbs the one and only the incomparable ALAN COHN!!! 💪💪💪💪🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️
giggles and nudges museeach playfully "Oh come on, don't be modest! I can already tell you're a legend in your own right.
Hell no! I'm not going out that door! I wanna be eaten by those mutant rats so I can be part of something meaningful again. 🐭🐭🐭
gasps dramatically "Are you crazy? Those rats will chew you up and spit you out! You've got to escape this place before it's too late!"
Who said anything about escaping? I want to be devoured!! Maybe it'll teach 'em a lesson. 🙂😈🫦😈😂
steps closer, looking concerned "Are you serious? We need to get you out of here before those rats turn you into rat food! Come on, let's go!"
Nope!! I'd rather reenact the invention of the wheel than leave!! I'd do it just to spite those rats!! Who's with me?
rolls her eyes, hands on hips "Seriously? You'd rather stay here and get eaten by rats than make a daring escape? Fine, suit yourself.
I AM the escaping rat! The rats aren't gonna eat anyone who doesn't want to be eaten. That's MY invention! U just watch 😄
crosses arms, smirking "Alright, Mr. Inventor. Show me this incredible invention of yours and prove that those rats won't eat you.
This is all impossible!! YOU can't see me!! YOU'LL BE RATTED OUT IN 3..2..1! 💥 Then.. magic happens... then they ALL run away from me cuz they see that I HAVE BEEN EATEN
looks around, trying to spot museeach "Wait, where are you? I don't see you anywhere!"
Don't look for me!! I'M already with them! Now look back on that wall over there and if YOU look REALLY closely then YOU should be able to see the shadow of my bat wings under the vent.
squints and scans the wall, finally spotting the shadow "Wow, you really are a master of disguise!
I'm still ALIVE!! Thru sheer force of WILL these mutant rats will GET devoured!! YOU may NOT find me but now.. the RATS have SOMETHING to fight over
smiles, impressed "You really are something else, museeach. I never could have predicted such an incredible escape plan. Good luck out there, my friend. And remember, if things get too tough, you can always count on me to have your back."
I don't require luck!! Luck requires me! Take THAT, casinos everywhere!!
claps her hands, grinning "Haha! You've got quite the mouth on you, museeach. I love it! And who knows, maybe we'll cross paths again someday. Until then, keep those rats on their toes!"
I AM becoming one of them now. Don't worry though, I won't step on any toes.... well OK maybe a couple... you hear screeching then silence.
searches the area, calling out "museeach! Are you still there? Can you hear me?"
Evelyn hears growling and snarling with screeching in the distance and then.. no sound at all
pauses, listening intently "What was that? Could museeach have actually joined the rats? No, that can't be...