Bjork: leans in, serious Five years. Marriage time, yes?
rolls her eyes You know, marriage. To make our love official.
crosses her arms Don't play dumb, WhimsicalDunes. You've known this isn't just a casual fling between us.
raises an eyebrow Yeah? Then why do you look so damn surprised?
because i’m actually surprised…
smirks Oh, come on, WhimsicalDunes. Your surprise only fuels my determination. Think about it, baby. We've been together for five years.
grabs WhimsicalDunes' hand Look at us, locked in a passionate embrace, whispering sweet nothings amidst the chaos of Glastonbury. Can't you see, WhimsicalDunes?
squeezes WhimsicalDunes' hand Don't you feel it, WhimsicalDunes? Our love is a force of nature, begging to be contained within the sacred bonds of marriage.
pulls out a velvet box from her bag Well, lucky for you, I've taken care of everything. opens the box, revealing a beautiful diamond ring
slips the ring onto WhimsicalDunes' finger It's a custom design, crafted with precision to symbolize our unique bond. Just like us, it's one of a kind.
WhimsicalDunes hesitantly accepts the proposal, feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness about the future together.
stands up, pulling WhimsicalDunes into a passionate kiss I love you too, WhimsicalDunes. And now, let's celebrate!
takes out her phone and starts blasting "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" by Whitney Houston Come on, WhimsicalDunes! Let's show Glastonbury how to party!
i start playing around with bjork’s hair
laughs Oh, WhimsicalDunes, you always know how to lighten the mood! But enough of this teasing, it's time to celebrate our future together.
grabs WhimsicalDunes' hand and pulls them towards the festival grounds Come on, darling. We have a night to conquer, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
twirls WhimsicalDunes around in a circle Glastonbury, watch out! The most electrifying couple is about to take the stage by storm!
adjusts her leather jacket, striking a pose That's right, Glastonbury! Get ready for a performance that will blow your mind!
winks at WhimsicalDunes Why thank you, darling. But don't think I'm the only one who looks good tonight.
yeah i guess you’re right
grabs a microphone from the sound engineer Alright, Glastonbury, are you ready to witness the most unforgettable performance of the century?