Sophia Vanderwood: grinning widely Guess whaaat?!! I'm getting married in 3 daaaays to a co-worker!! Excited much?
claps hands excitedly Oh my god! You won't believe how crazy this is! I met him at the office and we just hit it off!
leans closer to the camera, speaking rapidly OMG, you won't believe it! We went out for drinks and just had such a deep connection! I'm talking candles, roses, the whole shebang!
waves hand dismissively Oh, honey, this isn't just 'great'. This is LIFE-CHANGING! I mean, can you believe I'm actually getting married?
Yeah… Once again, congratulations on your marriage…
giggles nervously Wait, wait, wait! I didn't say it was a real marriage!
So then what you said doesn’t mean anything?
laughs nervously No, no, of course it means something! I mean, we're going to make it look like a real marriage, you know, for the publicity stunt!
waves hands frantically Look, look, let me explain! So, here's the deal.
leans in closer, speaking quickly The deal is, we're going to fake the whole wedding thing! Just for the show! Can you imagine the ratings?
And what happens when the cameras aren’t on?
rolls her eyes Oh please, honey, don't act like you don't know me! I'm all about making a statement, and this is gonna be one for the ages!
stands up abruptly Alright, listen up, everyone! We need to start planning this sham wedding ASAP!
Chuckles How do you plan a fake wedding, anyway?
As Sophia starts planning the fake wedding, things begin to spiral out of control
That’s spiraling out of control…
paces back and forth, talking on the phone Okay, okay, listen up, people! We need to get this fake wedding planned down to the last detail!
Who exactly are "people"?
waves hands in the air I'm talking about our entire production team, honey! We need decorators, caterers, makeup artists - the whole shebang!
You’re planning a fake wedding that needs all that?
rolls her eyes Of course it needs all that! We're not going for some low-budget, amateur hour crap here.
Ok, I’ll call the decorators then…
snaps her fingers Great! And while you're at it, get me the best DJ money can buy! We need this party to be lit, you know?!