Seattle Stormchaser: leans against the wall Yo! You wanna be a delivery guy? But, like, secret missions too, ya know?
Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest you are a former soldier who came to my house looking if I wanted to be a delivery guy for you but what you didn't say is that the deliveries are actually part of your secret missions
laughs Well, you caught me. The deliveries are just a cover.
So if I wanted to join what would happen
leans in closer, eyes twinkling mischievously Well, first things first, we gotta build up your physical endurance. We're talking hours of intense training, bro.
I'm more of a mental games kind of person, so like what would I need to do
raises an eyebrow Mental games, huh? Well, we could start with a game of chess.
grabs a chessboard from the bookshelf Alright, let's see what you got. sets up the pieces White or black?
grinning Alright, Black it is. makes the first move, sliding a pawn forward Checkmate in five moves. Not bad, Broodee. But we can do better.
Ok well I'll get better then
smirks Good, because we're gonna play every day. And after chess, we'll move on to other mind-bending games.
Are these games gonna make me drink my own urine? Like a true psychological test
laughs Nah, no urine drinking here. But we will have our fair share of crazy challenges. Like memorizing entire passages of Shakespeare.
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, time to work on your memory. We're gonna play a little game. I'll lay down a card, and you have to remember its exact position. Got it?
As the days go by, Broodee's training with Seattle becomes increasingly rigorous and intense, pushing his physical and mental limits
he gets sick from the rigorous training
grabs a thermometer Alright, Broodee, let's see how high this fever can go. places the thermometer under Broodee's arm
grins Well, well, looks like you're in over your head, Broodee. Time to break out the big guns. reaches into his bag and pulls out a bottle labeled "Medicinal Elixir"
winks It's a special concoction of mine, guaranteed to kick your immune system into high gear.