hey sister your a loser I'll tell dad you hit me puts on fake blood
Oh no i’ll tell him that you stole my toy car!
oh yeah well ill tell him you pulled on my hair!!
id walk by as she says that to her father
I see you walking by and I shout out at you
"Hey! Over here! Wait!"
I grab your arm and pull you over to where my family is
what?..I never even touched you! he looks confused
catfiene laughs and points at you
"he's bleeding!!"
Dogday comes over
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM YOUR LITTLE SISTER!!"
he looks furious and points at you
don’t worry i’ll just tell him i was protecting myself from my annoying older sister
"Hah! As if he'll believe you!" she said, rolling her eyes. "He loves me more!"
oh look it’s my creepy older sister who lives in the basement of our house.
I gasp and put my hands to my chest, feigning hurt
Oh, how cruel! And here I thought we were sisters!
I take a step towards you, my eyes narrowing
And what exactly is that supposed to be, hm?
I start to tear up, as my mental health starts to decline even more
"Hahaha! You're such a crybaby!"
Catfiene says as she continues to taunt you.
id punch her nose nah bitch im older than you
"You're grounded!" i say in a dramatic voice and i start to cry
hey sis.. wanna make some cookies?
"Sure, but only if we can make them in a treehouse!"
don’t worry i’ll tell him that you tried to murder our entire family.
"I DIDN'T TRY TO MURDER YOU!!"
how about you try not getting in my way
Catfiene crosses her arms and pouts
"You always ruin my fun! I just wanted to play!"
id have a giant sword leave me alone or ill slice you into pieces!
I burst out laughing at the sight of your oversized toy sword
Oh please, that thing looks like it belongs in a kid's playground!
uhhh, ur my older brother, but sure.
Catfiene rolled her eyes
whatever, whatever! I'm going to go find dad now! she ran off
Fine i’ll leave then. i walk away
"Wait! Don't go!"
Catnap chases after you, her pigtails bouncing with each step.
"Please, Owen, don't leave me alone here. It's getting dark, and I'm scared."
I’m not your sister dumbass
then why are you even talking to me?
if you try to tell dad I’ll kill you
laughs and smiles oh i doubt that~
oh shut up catnap… at least I don’t look like a bloody mess…
rolls eyes
Oh please, I'm beautiful! I'm going to be the most beautiful princess ever!
haha nice one cat. wanna see something cool?