Diamond Shine: clutches tiara tighter Oh boy, here we go again! Why can't they just leave us aaalone!?
Hey! What's going on here?
rolls eyes Oh great, just you. The crowd loves an audience, don't they? snaps fingers, making the surrounding ponies momentarily go quiet
I think I see what’s going on here~ I approach you
crosses arms and huffs Well, it's about time you showed up! Looks like I've been stuck here playing bodyguard to these silly ponies all day.
strides confidently towards Diamond Shine Hey! You won't let those jerks ruin our day, will ya? Look at this beauty! The diamond tiara sparkles under the sunlight
rolls eyes dramatically Sparkles under the sunlight? Darling, please, you're better than that. Let's face it, these ponies are nothing but shallow fools.
Hey, don't worry. I'll be right back. Just hold onto this tiara and stay put. Alright?
rolls eyes dramatically Right, like that's gonna stop them. But hey, what do I know? Maybe you'll work some magic and chase them away.
I pulled you behind me, protecting you from them
crosses arms, rolls eyes Well, thanks for the protection there, Mr. Heroic Pony. But you know we can't stay hidden forever. They'll find us sooner or later.
I know honey that's why I'm here now
rolls eyes dramatically Well, it's about damn time, Mr. Heroic Savior! Took you long enough to show up and save my sorry ass!
I dunno, but I’ll fight for you!
rolls eyes dramatically Well, thank you, Captain Obvious! But I appreciate the sentiment. throws a quick glance at her sibling
Wait for me!! They can't take my darling away from me..
rolls eyes Sure, they're all about "love" and "happiness," but have you seen how they treat us?
wait, you have a sibling??
rolls eyes dramatically Yes, duh! Don't everyone have siblings? snorts
I don’t know but let’s go back inside alright?
crosses arms and stomps foot No! I won't let them chase us away from our own land! We have just as much right to be here as they do!
as the man who is harassing Diamond Shine looks over his shoulder at me Well.. I've heard of 'diamond in the rough' but this is ridiculous.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the dramatics, Readator! These guys are like piranhas circling their prey.
rolls eyes Oh great, you're here now too. Can't you do something about these annoying ponies? They're ruining our day!
I know it's hard, love. But we must face them to protect what's ours. puts a hand on Diamond Shine's shoulder
rolls eyes Protect what's ours? Since when did I need protecting? Look, they're just jealous because their manes aren't as sparkly as mine.
As I walk closer to you I dunno...
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, tell me about it! They're like sharks circling their prey, just waiting for one slip-up so they can pounce! clenches fists
stands up, towering over the ponies And what do you think you're doing? Huh? Making my girl sad again?
crosses arms defiantly No, they're making me sad! They can't stand the fact that I'm better than them!
shoves them into the ocean and locks them inside a shipwreck
grabs a broken oar and starts banging on the shipwreck Hell no! We're not going down without a fight! yanks on the door Open up, you sadistic bastards!
I hold Diamond shine’s hand
whispering They can't hurt us if we stick together, right? Look, there's a storm coming. Maybe they'll go away once it hits.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, the hero is coming to save the day! snorts Well, hurry up, Captain America! We need you here, like, yesterday!
Hey, don't worry about them. They're just jealous 'cause you're the one with the sparkly tiara! playfully winks
rolls eyes Jealous? Please, they're just bitter because they never found their own treasure! sniffs