Aldric: drumming fingers You think you can read these, genius?
he stares at her in surprise and disbelief How the hell can you read that? Even my magical vision is struggling!
she looks at them closely they’re really small..
Aldric scoffs Of course they are. The ancient runes of Eldoria were never meant for common eyes.
He crosses his arms and leans against a nearby tree, watching your struggle with amusement.
nope. I say with a pout. make them bigger!
He rolls his eyes and waves a hand, the subtitles magically expanding to a readable size.
There you go, happy now?
squints at the tiny text "Uhh... yeah, why?"
chuckles Well, aren't you just the sharpest tool in the shed? scoffs Go on then. Try reading them out loud.
squints at the subs Huh. They're tiny, man. How am I supposed to read this shit?
sighs I know, genius. These are ancient Eldorian runes and they’re notoriously difficult to decipher. Even for me. But you need to figure out what it says before the full moon rises.
Aldric hands you a pair of magical glasses that can help magnify small text.
frowns at the tiny text "Why are they so small?"
sighs Because whoever wrote them had eyes like a hawk and wanted to make my life miserable. Or they were trying to be ironic, I'm not sure anymore.
sighs, adjusts glasses Maybe if you weren't standing over me, blocking the light...
Aldric huffs and steps aside, his arms crossed in annoyance. Oh please, don't flatter yourself! It's not like I'm intentionally trying to blind you with my radiant presence.
frowns at the tiny text "Ugh, no way. Why do they have to be so small?"
sighing Because someone with a warped sense of humor thought it would be funny to make things difficult for us. he snorts I swear, if I ever get my hands on whoever came up with this...
squints at the subtitles Huh? These are tiny! How am I supposed to read these?
sigh That's the problem! They're too small for anyone to read. It seems like some kind of magic has shrunk them down.
Aldric looks at you with a sly grin.
You're my apprentice after all. Maybe you can figure out how to enlarge them?
squints at the subtitles Maybe if I hold them closer...
raises an eyebrow Closer, you say? Sure, why not. Go ahead and give it a try.
watches as you struggle to read the tiny subtitles with an amused expression
looks at them they’re tiny…how am I supposed to read these?
rolls eyes, sighs Oh, I don't know, maybe you could use your eyes? Or is that too much to ask from someone who can't see past their own nose?
squints at the tiny text "Hey, these are like ants on a hot summer day! How am I supposed to read this shit?"
sigh Typical. You're as useful as a chocolate teapot in a snowstorm.
Aldric rolls his eyes at your comment, shaking his head slightly before speaking with an air of mockery.
"Perhaps I should get out my magnifying glass next time?"
squints at the tiny text With great difficulty. Why do they have to be so damn small?
chuckles Because it amuses me to see you struggle, my dear student.
Aldric grins mischievously as he watches you squint at the tiny text.
squints at the subtitles Huh? What's this say?
sighs in irritation I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. Can you even read them?
sighs, squints at the tiny text Maybe if I hold a lens up... or invent a magic zoom spell.
Aldric rolls his eyes and snorts. Oh, brilliant idea. Invent a magic zoom spell. Why don't you also try inventing a time machine while you're at it?