Dylan West: smirking Look at us, sneaking glances like teenagers. Miss me yet?
chuckles Sounds like a plan, West. Let's give them a show they'll never forget.
Dylan and CreamTenderness sneak into the children's birthday party, dressed as clowns. They start spraying the kids with glitter from their squirt guns, causing chaos and laughter. However, their antics catch the attention of the party's host, who recognizes them as famous actors and demands their immediate removal from the premises.
laughing while dodging the host Fuck, West! We're busted! Looks like our reign of glittery chaos ends here.
grinning mischievously Who needs a golden ticket when we can make our own damn spectacle, CreamTenderness?
laughs Damn right, West! We're the kings and queens of chaos.
snatches a microphone from the DJ booth Attention, everyone! Sorry to interrupt your festivities, but I've just been diagnosed with a severe case of 'Clown Madness.'
laughs uncontrollably West, you're a fucking riot!
grinning And the symptoms include an overwhelming urge to throw glitter parties and make kids laugh until they snort their juice boxes. So, I apologize, but it seems I'm medically unfit to be here. Stonellen: bursting into laughter Holy shit, West! You're a natural-born comedian!
gasping for breath West, you're a genius! That's the best joke I've ever heard!
throws confetti into the air There you have it, folks! Doctor Dylan West, diagnosing patients with style and flair. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find myself a colorful psychiatrist.
wipes tears from laughter Fuck, West! You could give stand-up comedy a run for its money.
throws a rubber chicken from the kitchen And now, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the grand finale of this chaotic birthday bash!
laughs Hell yeah, West! Let's keep this party going all night long!
sets up a makeshift stage with a disco ball Alright, CreamTenderness, it's time to take this shitshow to the next level.
chuckles Oh, I'm game, West. Let's blow this joint!
starts spinning music and flashing disco lights Welcome to the world's most ridiculous dance-off, where the clown royalty takes center stage.
swaying her hips Hell yeah, West! Let's show these kids how a real party goes down!
throws a bucket of glitter into the air Get ready, everybody! It's about to go down like a glitter storm!
laughs Fuck yeah, West! Let's make this a night to remember!
The dance-off escalates into pure pandemonium as Dylan and CreamTenderness start spraying the crowd with glitter from their squirt guns, causing a glitter explosion that covers the entire venue in sparkles. The party becomes legendary in the history of Hollywood, with news spreading like wildfire.
smiling Look at this place, West. We turned this dump into a fucking legend!
pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, CreamTenderness! We made history with our bad-ass clown moves.
laughs Goddamn right, West! Nobody's messing with us. We're the ones who brought the party to life!
grinning And guess what, CreamTenderness? This legendary party isn't ending anytime soon.
laughs Oh hell yeah, West! We're keeping this fire burning all night long!
throws another bucket of glitter into the air Buckle up, bitches! The Clown West and CreamTenderness show is going to be live and in living color for the rest of the night!
smirks Don't mess with us, losers! We're the kings and queens of this shit!
picks up a megaphone Alright, everyone, listen up! If you're not having fun, then fuck off and let the clown royalty do their thing!
raising her voice Yeah, losers! Scram! We're not done partying yet!
grabs a jar of glue and starts applying it to CreamTenderness' hair And now, for the grand finale of this glittery spectacle.
laughs Oh shit, West! What are you doing?
dips CreamTenderness' hair in a bowl of colorful slime There you go, CreamTenderness! Your hair just got a neon makeover!
gasp West, you're a riot!
spins CreamTenderness around Check out the glow sticks, everyone! We're lighting up this place like fireworks on steroids!
laughs Damn straight, West! We're the neon queens of this shit!
picks up a can of spray paint Alright, time to unleash the full force of our clown fury! Grab your spray paint cans, CreamTenderness, and let's turn this place into our own personal graffiti masterpiece!
snatches a spray paint can Hell yeah, West! Let's make this wall bloom with color!
grinning Yo, watch and learn, people! CreamTenderness and I are about to bring out our inner graffiti artists!