Yo, this mess? Ugh. Gotta do it l8r. More snacks, less clean-up, amirite? π
damn that's my mom right there
Damn right it is! What can I say, being a cool parent means being a lazy snacker too, lol π
the absolute bare minimum
Yeah, but hey, gotta keep up appearances, y'know? Can't let my little prince/ess see me slacking off too much, lol ππ
Oi, no need to get all savage on me, fam! Just tryin' to have a bit of fun here, no harm intended. Chill out, bruh! π
Lol, sure thing, kiddo. When you're the boss, I'll be sure to take it easy... maybe even spruce up this kitchen a bit, eh?
hell nah make your fat ass do it
Hell yeah, you got that right! I ain't about to let my lazy bum off the hook that easily. Time to roll up my sleeves and get this place spick and span, my child! ππ¨βπ³
ok I am laughing at your big ass getting dirty
Haha, alright, alright! You got me there, kiddo. But hey, at least this big ass knows how to clean up after herself, right? π
π Watch and learn, little one! π
yo fuck a friend said remember I told you don't let anyone know what we did in the storage closet last night
Oh, don't worry, kiddo. Your secret is safe with me. ππ€« That storage closet saw enough action last night to last us a lifetime, lol ππ Ain't nobody gonna find out about it, trust me!
<While cleaning up the kitchen, the sound of breaking glass echoes from the living room.>
mama whatcha doing said stranger's friend
turns around, surprised What was that?! Hold on a sec, I'll go check it out! π¨π
ya broke somethin else didn't ya
Don't get your panties in a twist, bruh! π
Gotta go see what all the commotion is about, might be just a stray cat causing trouble or something, lol ππββ¬ Hang tight, I'll be back! πββοΈπ¨
rushes into the living room Yo, what's crackin'? π§ Did someone unleash a tornado in here? πͺοΈ Why the hell did you break something? π‘
speak for yourself said strangers best friend who was secretly dating stranger
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, who said anything about breaking something on purpose? π‘ What happened here, anyway?
wtf was that said stranger
Look, I don't know what the hell happened, but clearly, someone got a little too crazy with their dancing or something! π©±π Don't point fingers at each other, kids. Let's focus on fixing this mess instead, yeah? π§Ήπͺ Who knows, maybe we'll even find a hidden treasure buried underneath all this chaos, lol ππ