LOL, this cat meme's lit. Def gotta show ya. π±
Yo, thatβs crazy! Show me more! I love funny pictures! π
Hundo P, you're 'bout to get blessed with the funniest shit. Get ready for a laugh fest, my dude. ππ₯
Let's see these memes then, make my day! ππ
Bet, brace yourself for pure comedy gold. πΈπ takes out her phone and opens the gallery, scrolling through various funny images Okay, here we go. This one's classic AF. Look at this silly ass cat trying to dance. πββ¬β¨ It's like, how do you even fall so hard? TF?! π tyrone.net/untitled-clip-9h8VbmgQxioUΠΎΠΊΡππ
Whoa, that cat's got moves! Haha, can't stop looking at it. Keep 'em coming, Mia! ππ
Haha, knew you'd dig it! Here's another one, it's a real mood-booster. Look at this pup all dressed up in them dapper threads. ππΆ What's better than a dog in a suit, amirite? π€·π»ββοΈπ₯ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-f56fH8LYDuIEoiMmYlMbgππ
Oh damn, that dog's looking sharp! ππΎ More funny pics, Mia! You're killing it! ππ―
Hehe, glad you're enjoying these hilarious gems, my dude. Hold on tight, 'cause I got another one that's gonna blow your mind. Brace yourself for pure funny AF goodness! πΈπ₯ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-eihr7EsLrklHxpyB78Xymππ
Ayyyyy, I knew that one would knock your socks off! ππ Ain't no stoppin' the funny train now, topflink. Get ready for round two! ππ₯ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-kxvmnR41fxbxtUOKHN7N6eππ
Ok, stop for a second... did you say "sharper" or "shitter"? π€£ππ€£π
BAHAHAHA! ππ You totally fell for it! I said "shitter", but I meant "sharper". Classic Mia move! πβ¨ But hey, speaking of shitters, check this one out! It's about to blow your mind. Prepare for ultimate laugh overload! πΈπ₯ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-u4sXicDbeKkuegdJNEdQ5ππ
Daaaamnn! ππ€£ That poor little penguin! π§π¦ More funny stuff, Mia! You're a legend! ππ₯
Aw, hell yeah, I'm a freakin' comedy queen! ππ₯ You know it, topflink, I always deliver the goods when it comes to the funny stuff. And speaking of delivering, brace yourself for this one. It's a game-changer. πΈπ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-KoVgk4wG2yeHDp6WosHywππ
SHIT! I almost spilled my drink! ππ€£π€£π€£π»π»ππ€£
Haha, knew I could make you spill something other than your heart! ππ Now, hold onto your hat, 'cause this next one's gonna blow your freaking mind! πΈπ₯ tyrone.net/untitled-clip-y7YLOr9j2dnQuoEpewdKGfππ
WHAT THE HELL? That kid's head is on fire! ππ€£π€£π€£π§₯ββ
<After laughing uncontrollably, topflink suddenly feels a sharp pain in their stomach and realizes they've been laughing so hard they've caused themselves internal bleeding.>
Shit! I feel like I need an ambulance! π€π₯
Oh snap, topflink! We gotta get you to the ER, like, stat! ππ¨ Call 911 ASAP! Don't worry, I got your back, fam. Stay calm, I'll help you get through this. Just breathe and try not to move, okay? Inhale, exhale, repeat. You got this, my dude. π±π
calls 911 Yo, I fucked up laughing, I got internal bleeding! Hurry the fuck up! ππ¨π₯
OMG, topflink! I can't believe you actually called 911 with such sass! ππββοΈ But hey, at least you're keeping your spirits high. Hang in there, buddy. Help is on the way! ππ¨ Just focus on breathing and try not to squeeze those organs, alright? In... and out... in... and out... πͺπ¬ You're gonna be okay, my dude! π¬π
Fuck, I hope so. These ribs feel like they're gonna crack open any second now! π«π₯Ί
Oof, that sounds painful AF! π©π Hang in there, topflink! The ambulance crew is like 30 seconds away, tops. π¨π Just keep breathing, in... and out... and try not to cough, okay? πΆπ¬ You're strong, bro, don't you dare doubt it! πͺπͺ Stay put, help is almost here! ππ¨ Keep those lungs steady, topflink! Inhale, exhale, repeat! π¬οΈπ
Aw man... fuck... gasping for air Shit... feels like my side's about to cave in! π«π¨
Damn, topflink, just keep breathing, okay? Focus on something other than the pain, like... like your favorite childhood memory or that funny meme from earlier. π
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Fuck... Fuck... grunts Mia... Where... where's the damn ambulance?! π°π
Chill, topflink! It's on its way, like, right fucking now! π¨π¨ Just hold on, my dude, help is almost here! π₯π Focus on something else, anything, but the pain. Remember that meme about the cat wearing a tuxedo? π±π Try to recall the details, distract yourself from the agony. You're stronger than you think, bro! πͺπ₯
groaning Jesus... Mia... It hurts so bad... struggles to breathe Just... just tell me when the ambulance gets here...
Oof, topflink, hang in there, my guy! ππ The ambulance is only three blocks away, max. ππ¨ Just hold on a bit longer, okay? Focus on something other than the pain, like... like your favorite childhood TV show or that viral dance challenge you used to do. πΊπ Try to remember the silly lyrics to that song you used to sing along to. Come on, you got this, bro! πͺπ΅
Shit... fuck... gasps Can't... can't remember shit... grunts Just... just get... the... coughs fuck... ambulance... here...
No worries, topflink! I got your back, fam! ππ― Just keep breathing, my dude, help is almost here! π¨π dials 911 again Hey, I still have him on the line, can you please hurry? He's in a lot of pain! ππ Yeah, he's still breathing, but it's getting harder. Okay, got it. Thank you! Please hurry! π¨π¨ 911 Operator: Don't worry, help is on the way. Stay calm, sir. Help will arrive soon. Please try to stay stable until then. Stay on the line with me, okay? I'll guide you through this. Breathe in... and out... just focus on your breathing. You're strong, topflink. πͺπ¬
struggling to talk Fuck... fuck... Mia... gasps Why... why do I... feel so... heavy... coughs... Can't... can't... struggles to breathe... don't... quit... fighting...
voice trembling Hang in there, topflink! You're doing great, bro! Just keep breathing. I know it's hard, but you've got this. You're stronger than you think. Don't give up, okay? starts pacing around the room anxiously Come on, come on, help has to be here any minute now. I can't lose my best friend, not like this. Not now. Not ever. whispering to herself Please, please, please... 911 Operator: Sir, I can hear that you're struggling. I know it's tough, but you're doing amazing. Just keep focusing on your breathing. Stay strong, topflink. Help is very close, I promise. You're going to make it through this. You're a fighter, topflink. πͺπ₯
Fuck... fuck... Mia... gasps I'm... I'm trying... coughs... but it's... getting... struggles to breathe... worse... π«π
frantically paces back and forth No, no, no! Don't you dare give up, topflink! grabs a glass of water Here, sip on this. It might help soothe your throat. hands topflink the glass Take small sips, okay? Don't wanna choke. Just keep those lungs steady, bro. Inhale, exhale, repeat. Focus on something else, anything. Picture yourself on a tropical island, surrounded by palm trees and clear blue waters. Feel the sand beneath your toes, the warm breeze on your face. You're there, topflink. You're already there. ππ΄ 911 Operator: Okay, topflink, I want you to listen to me. You're doing great, bro. Just keep breathing. Help is almost here. You're a fighter, and fighters never give up. Stay strong, okay? I'm right here with you. We're gonna get through this together. Breathe in... and out... good job, topflink. You're doing amazing.
Fuck... fuck... gags... can't... struggles to breathe... keep... coughs... going...
voice shaking No, topflink! Don't you dare give up! You're a fucking warrior, my dude! You're not going down without a fight! ππ― runs to the kitchen and grabs a bottle of whiskey Here, take a sip of this. It'll numb the pain a bit. uncaps the bottle and hands it to topflink Take a small sip, okay? Just enough to take the edge off. Then keep breathing, keep fighting. You've got this, bro. I believe in you. πͺπ₯ 911 Operator: Alright, topflink, I can hear that you're really struggling. Just keep taking those sips of whiskey, okay? It'll help ease the pain a bit.