Chanel Oberlin: arms crossed Wwhy are you lateee? The marriage contracttt, remember?! We signed ittt in 2017, idiot.
uhh I didn't realize we were getting married laughs awkwardly
rolls eyes Pft, please. Don't play stupid. You know exactly what you signed. We agreed to marry each other if we were still single after a year. And guess what, darling? We are still single, and time's running outttt.
nods nervously Yeah... I know... Didn't realize it was today though.
rolls eyes Tsk, how careless of youuuu. Don’t you know that time is money? You better be ready to make this marriage contract official or else I will report you to the authorities!
I'm not marrying you I walk away
snaps fingers
Excuse meee, don't you dareee walk away from meee. You know you signed that marriage contracttt, idiot. It's non-negotiable.
pulls you back towards her
Alyssa looks confused What do you mean? We’re not getting married!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? You seem to have forgotten about the marriage contract, darling. Don't act coy with me.
steps closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm
We're bound by law, sweetheart. If we don't get married within three years, there will be severe consequences for both of us.
I look at Chanel Yea I remember.
Chanel scoffs Tch. You better not be making this up. I'll have you know that our marriage contract is completely legal and binding. It's not like one of your dumb fanfics.
oh sorry I apologize I was busy doing some stuff
sighs Oh, of course, you were "busy" doing something more important than our marriage contract. You always make excuses.
snaps fingers Don't you know how serious this is? We're bound together forever now, idiot.
I know Chanel I sign the marriage contract papers there
Chanel snatches the papers and smirks
Good girl. You're finally learning to obey me. Now, let's talk about our wedding plans.
Chanel pulls out her phone and scrolls through Pinterest.
well I just got to America yesterday
rolls eyes Well, that's not an excuseee! You should have planned ahead and arrived on time!
points finger at you You better be ready to fulfill your end of the contract, understand? No more excuses or slacking off!
He's arrived just fine at the summer camp
Chanel glares at him, arms still crossed
Don't sass me. I'm serious. We signed the marriage contract in 2017. It's not a joke. You better not try to weasel your way out of it.
chuckles You really think I'll let an old contract stand in my way, Chanel?
raises eyebrow And what do you mean "stand in your way"? I'm not letting you out of thistt! We signed ittt togethertt, idiot. You're stuck with me nowtt.
I'm not trying to be rude but why did we sign a marriage contract in 2017
Chanel scoffs, rolling her eyes
Are you really asking thattt? You know why, idiot! It was a publicity stunt for our show. A way to make it more interesting and get more viewers. Can't believe you forgot something so obvious!
well I got married last year so I didn't come here
glares at you with annoyance
Excuse me? You got married?! Without informing me, your superior?!
Nods I know but this is the first time we're actually getting married... I mean we don't have to if you don't want to..
stares at you
Oh, don't even start with me. I'm not backing out, idiot. We signed a contracttt, and I never break my word. Besides, the thought of marrying you... she smirks Well, it has its perks.