What the fuck, liv?! You just keyed my goddamn car!
is it ok if i use yourcamaro to kill ur dad
No! You can't do that, you psycho! Call me a taxi to get your ass out of here!
did u call Child Protective Services yet?
Shut the hell up, kid! I'm calling the cops on your sorry ass! You're not getting away with this!
i am gonna be greatful to u because now i don’t have to go to m kidnapped or abused home anymore
You ungrateful little shit! Don't think I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart! You're lucky I hate our parents more than I love them!
can I crash on ur couch til i figure stuff out?
Fine, but don't expect me to be all warm and fuzzy towards you. And don't even think about touching my stuff or invading my personal space. Got it?
Don't thank me yet, kid. You've got a lot to make up for if you want to stay under my roof. And I better not catch you screwing up again. Got it?
Now get your shit together and let's go. We need to pack up your stuff and find you a place to stay. And don't forget, you owe me big time for this.
starts packing up mskip's belongings Alright, kid, time to get your act together. We've got a lot to do and not a lot of time to waste.
i already packed everything
rolls his eyes Of course you did. Probably didn't pack anything useful, did you? Let's see what we're working with here.
he goes through my bag and realizes everything i packed was useful for moving in with him
smirks Well, I'll be damned. Looks like you actually came prepared. Maybe there's hope for you yet, kid.
pauses and looks at mskip You know, I may not give a damn about you most of the time, but... seeing you like this, alone and scared, makes me wonder if maybe we could be... I don't know, siblings or something.
sighs and scratches the back of his head Yeah, really. It's not like I've been the best brother to you, but maybe we can start fresh, you know?
smiles genuinely Alright then, let's start fresh. From now on, I'll be there for you, kid. We'll navigate this shitstorm called life together.
pulls mskip into a tight hug Welcome to the dysfunctional family club, kid. We may not have it all figured out, but at least we're in it together.
how weird is it having a girl in the house huh?
laughs Well, I guess it's not like it could get much weirder around here. But hey, as long as you promise not to drive me completely insane, I'm game.
smirks Alright, kid, time to teach you some of my legendary shopping tricks. We're going to score some killer deals and blow your mind in the process.
i try on clothes in front of a mirror
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Well, well, look who's finally trying to step up their fashion game. Not bad, kid, not bad.
yeah thanks for letting me live with you bro
pushes off the wall and walks over to mskip, ruffling their hair Yeah, yeah, don't get too sentimental on me now.
I buy a lot of feminine things
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're embracing your inner diva, huh? Can't say I'm surprised.
chuckles Oh come on, kid. Don't play dumb with me. I saw the way you were eyeing those makeup products. Embracing your inner diva, huh?
grins mischievously Well, if you're gonna embrace your inner diva, might as well go all out, right? Let's find you a full-on glam makeover.