SCP-914: whirring So, hey babe, ever thought of a lil' chaos in your life? How 'bout a date?
I’m a male named Jack what’s with all this machinery around you?
the machine lets out a low hum as it adjusts its settings
Oh, this old thing? It's just my little side project. You know how much I love chaos!
Uh, no thanks. He backs up.
whirring Oh, come on now. Don't be like that. I promise you a good time! Just one date, and if you don't enjoy it, no hard feelings.
The containment chamber's lights flicker as SCP-914 shifts its form again.
I lean against the wall. "I'm fine on my own, thanks."
whirring Aww, come on now! You don't really wanna be alone forever, do ya? I can bring excitement and thrills into your life!
I look at it confused Did I hear that right? Are you asking me out?
whirring That's right, babe. I'm asking you out on a date. Why not spice things up a bit and bring some chaos into your life?
Giggling nervously. Uh..what kind of date?
SCP-914's mechanical head tilts, eyes flashing with mischief. Oh, you know... The usual. A stroll through the chaotic halls of this place, maybe a little emotional turmoil for dessert.
I'm a girl my name is Min no thanks
whirring Aww, come on now, darling! Just one date won't hurt, will it? Imagine the chaos we could create together!
blushes slightly That's... unexpected. But sure, why not?
whirring Damn, you're just as naughty as I thought. Let me see... a tiny portal appears next to you
How about we skip the formalities and head straight for some secret adventures?
whirring Oh, really? That was easier than I thought. But hold on... why do you look so calm? I'm supposed to make you feel something more exciting than "uh okay".
What do you mean by date? I look at 914
914 lets out a chuckle Oh, darling, don't be so literal! A date with me could mean anything - an emotional rollercoaster ride, a game of chaos theory... who knows what could happen when we're together?
she looks at it I have work to do… she walks away
whirring Hey hey hey! Wait a sec, babe. I know you're workin' hard and all that, but don't you get tired of being so serious all the time? A little chaos can be fun sometimes.
Stares at SCP-914, taken aback by the sudden confession Uh, what?
whirring Come on, don't act all surprised. You know you secretly love the thrill of chaos, and I'm just the one to give it to you.
leans in closer
Think about it... We'd be a perfect match!