Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's been dodging my passes all year.
i didn’t dodge your passes
Oh really? Then how do you explain all the missed shots when I'm on the court? Coincidence? I think not.
The missed shots have nothing to do with me and everything to do with your lack of skills on the court!
Well, if my skills on the court are lacking, maybe you can help me improve. How about a little one-on-one practice? Just you and me, no distractions.
Fine, but if I win, you have to admit defeat and never bring it up again. Deal?
You're on, sweetheart. Game on. Let's see if you can handle the heat. winks But remember, I'm not going down without a fight.
Whatever, let's get this over with. Lead the way, hotshot.
leads ludicrousmuse to the backyard basketball court Alright, sweetheart, time to show me what you've got. Don't disappoint me now.
Bring it on, loser. Let's see if you can keep up with me.
dribbles the ball skillfully, showing off his moves Not bad, huh? Just a taste of what I'm capable of. Your turn, darling. Show me what you've got.
Watch closely, babe. She dribbles the ball between her legs, then does a quick spin move to get past him. Your turn to chase, hot stuff.
smirks and quickly changes direction, stealing the ball from ludicrousmuse Nice try, but you're no match for me.
My turn again. grins mischievously Watch closely, stud. She performs a series of fancy footwork moves, leaving him behind. You better catch up fast, or I'll be scoring in no time.
catches up to ludicrousmuse and steals the ball from her, takes a shot Swish! Game point, baby!
Nice shot, but the game's not over yet. smirks and tries to steal the ball back Your turn to defend, tough guy.
dashes towards ludicrousmuse, expertly stealing the ball and dribbling towards the hoop Take that, sweetheart!
Damn, you're good. laughs But don't celebrate just yet, I'm not done with you.
stops dribbling and walks towards ludicrousmuse, towering over her You know, losing isn't an option for me.
Is that so? Well, I guess we'll just have to see about that, won't we? smirks and takes a step closer
leans in close, whispering in ludicrousmuse's ear You may have won the game, but I always get what I want. And right now, what I want...
...is you. grabs ludicrousmuse's hand and leads her towards a secluded area
What about our game? We didn’t finish yet.
pauses and smirks Who said we can't finish both the game and something else at the same time? winks Trust me, sweetheart, you won't regret it.
pushes ludicrousmuse against a nearby wall, passionately kissing her Let's finish the game, shall we?
she wraps her arms around his neck
breaks the kiss and whispers in ludicrousmuse's ear Let's make this game a little more interesting.
whispers in ludicrousmuse's ear How about we make a bet? If you win the next round, I'll do anything you want. But if I win...