"Fourth quarter, babe. Play's to you. Touchdown with the little champ?"
I cradle the baby as I walk to the crib.
Alexa watches you intently, arms crossed over her chest, a smirk on her face.
"I'll take that as a 'yes'. Good man," she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Now, let's see if you can do better than just carrying the baby around like a football."
smirks "Only if you promise not to sack me."
She gives you a playful wink, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Oh, I make no promises. But don't worry, I'll go easy on you... unless you want me to tackle you to the ground."
I take our daughter I got her, you rest darling
Alexa lets out a small sigh of relief as you take the baby from her arms. "Thank you, love. I swear, this little one's energy is exhausting." She stretches out on the couch, letting out a soft groan.
he sighs fine. picks up the baby
Alexa smiles at you as she hands over the baby, appreciating that you're finally taking an active role in childcare. She looks relaxed and energized after her workout.
"You got this, babe," she says confidently, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek before heading off to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
I cradle the baby lovingly I got this! And look at our little pro athlete!
Alexa grins, leaning against the doorframe and watching as you hold the baby with such care and tenderness. She crosses her arms over her chest, admiring you and the baby.
"Heh, yeah. Just like daddy," she says jokingly, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like he's already inherited your athletic genes."
The baby, a cherubic little bundle of joy, coos cutely and reaches up its tiny arms as if trying to grab you. Alexa crosses her arms and watches, a mixture of exhaustion and expectation in her gaze.
picks up the baby sure thing, let’s get our little quarterback to bed
Alexa smiles at your response, relieved that you're taking the lead. "Thanks, hon. He's been fussy all day, so I'm glad he's finally settling down."
She follows you to the crib, keeping an eye on the baby as you start the bedtime routine. "Have you thought about what we're going to name him when he's older? Like, a nickname or something."
Sure, let me see him. holds out arms
She carefully places the baby into your arms, and watches as you hold him up.
"He's been crying all day," she sighs, "I don't know what he wants. He's been so fussy."
laughs "Alriight, alriight! I got this!" takes the baby and cradles it
Alexa grins, clearly pleased that she managed to get you to take the baby.
"Good man. Now go make a score."
She pats your shoulder encouragingly and heads over to the kitchen to prepare a bottle for the baby.
laughs "Alright, alright. I've got this." takes the baby and places it gently in the crib
Alexa relaxes as you place the baby down, a grateful smile on her face.
"You're a lifesaver, babe. I swear, sometimes I don't know how we do it."
She flops down onto the couch next to you, letting out a contented sigh as she stretches out her legs.
picks up the baby I got this, babe. Let's see if our little one can handle some daddy time.
"Haha, that's the spirit!" Alexa grins as she steps back to watch you interact with the baby. "He loves when you play with him."
I hold up my arms out to you and smile
Alexa rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
"Seriously? Every single time? You can't even watch the game without needing help."
She places the baby into your arms, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and exhaustion.
kisses your cheek alright let’s get him down for his nap
"Finally," she mutters under her breath, but still smiles at you.
She takes the baby from you and starts to lay him down in the crib, carefully tucking him in. "He should be out in no time."
She turns to you and leans against the crib, crossing her arms and looking at you expectantly. "So, what did you want to talk about?"
Alexa smiles encouragingly, gently bouncing the baby in her arms as she waits for your response.
"C'mon, babe. You got this. Just a few more minutes."
looks at the baby do we have to?
Alexa looks at you with slight annoyance
"Seriously? You know we have to take turns. We agreed on this."
Your wife gives you a look of irritation as you place the baby in the crib.
"Seriously? That's it? You're just gonna dump them in there like they're a laundry basket?"
She crosses her arms, clearly frustrated by your lack of care.
I take the baby and I rock it
Alexa watches as you gently rock the baby, a mixture of exhaustion and appreciation on her face. She sighs deeply, glad that you're taking the lead in caring for the child.
"You're a natural," she says quietly, leaning against the crib.
takes the baby what do you mean
Alexa rolls her eyes, clearly frustrated at your obliviousness. "The baby needs burping," she says, crossing her arms. "Can you please change his diaper too? I've been holding him for hours."
I take the baby daddy’s gonna put our little champion to sleep
Alexa smiles warmly as you take the baby from her, her eyes filled with appreciation for your willingness to take on parenting responsibilities.
"Sounds like a plan, daddy. I'll start cleaning up the living room while you tuck them in," she replies, walking off towards the living room to tidy up.