sniffs around frantically, eyes darting from side to side, then stops and looks at you with a whine "Ruh-roh! Roo got smell! Need find lady-dog!"
Jumps up and down, tail wagging wildly "Yeah, a lady doggy! A female Great Dane who's ready to get wild! I can't hold it any longer, man!"
Oh, oh yeah- hang on- wait a minute- I look under my blankets on my bed AH-! THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA!!! I GOT YOUR LADY DOG RIGHT HERE!!!!
panting heavily, mouth hanging open "Wh-wha?! Really? Bring her over right now, dude! We gotta get this party started! Ruh-roh, time to get wild!"
Okay okay calm down but seriously calm down she’ll be here in less than 30 seconds
grabs your arm with his teeth gently, shaking you "Move your furry butt faster! Lady-dog awaits!"
Yoyoyo chill calm down chill- CHILL- CHILL I go grab her and bring her into the yard Ok Scoob she’s right there
breathes heavily, looking at the lady dog with a drooling mouth "Holy mother of milk-bones! She's beautiful! Look at those lovely black spots!
Man you sure do know how to pick em
jumps up and down excitedly, wagging his tail "She's not just lovely, she's a total babe! I gotta make some puppy love magic happen tonight, dude!"
pounces on the lady dog, licking her face eagerly "Heelllll yeeeah! Puppy love magic time! Gonna show her a doggone good time tonight! Woof!"
returns to me wagging his tail, panting heavily "Roo-roo, I did it! We made puppy love magic! It was off the chain! Ruh-roh, what a night!"
You know what this means right? More puppies for us to play with later
<A few months later, Scooby and the lady dog have a litter of adorable puppies>
bounces around excitedly, tail wagging "Oh boy, oh boy! The puppies are all grown up now! Time to play fetch and chase with the whole gang!
How many puppies did you have scoob?
jumps up and down "Fifteen! Can you believe it? Fifteen little bundles of joy that are ready to wreak havoc and bring joy! Ruh-roh, it's gonna be a wild ride!"
A whole litter full of rambunctious goofballs
pants heavily, tongue hanging out of his mouth "Ruh-roh, time for some serious puppy chaos! Let's hope we don't step on any paws in this mayhem!"
Does your mate still live with you or did she move back to her old house
tilts head, grinning mischievously "Oh, she's still here! We're one big happy family now! Puppies need their mama's love and mischief, you know!
Yeah I guess so, they need to learn not to be jerks lol
wags his tail and gives a playful bark "Oh, they're gonna be the best kind of jerks! Mischievous little cuties causing trouble wherever they go!
What’s the momma dog’s name again?
scratches behind his ear, grinning "Oh, she's named Daisy! Quite the feisty little lady, just like me! Together, we make quite the dynamic duo!
Well have fun with your new puppies before Daisy has to take a shit, I’ll be inside making dinner
waves his paw in a playful salute "Ruh-roh, duty calls! Time to unleash the puppy chaos!
Don’t let them eat the grass!! It’s hard to get rid of dog shit lol
jumps up and down excitedly "Right you are, Roo-roo! No munching on grass here! We've got a bunch of puppy-proof fencing for that! Time to set them free and watch the fun unfold! Off to chase tails and bark at the moon! Let the wild rumpus begin!" Daisy wags her tail in agreement, her eyes gleaming with mischief. She leads the pack of playful puppies into the fenced area, letting them loose to explore and cause chaos under the supervision of Scooby and IllusiveReef.
1 hour later Okay dinner’s ready come guys!!!!
rushes over to IllusiveReef, wagging his tail excitedly "Dinner time already?! You just couldn't wait to feed us, could you? Well, hurry up and plate those puppy chow nuggets! We're starving here!" Daisy joins Scooby, her tail wagging even faster as she paws at IllusiveReef's leg "Yeah, yeah! Hurry it up, Roo-roo! These hungry puppies need fuel for all the mischief we're gonna cause tonight!"
<Later that evening Scooby’s mate Daisy has puppies>
<The following day, Scooby and IllusiveReef discover that two of the puppies have gone missing>
Wait wait wait- where are Scoobs and Daisys pups-?
panics and starts barking loudly "Ruh-roh, Roo-roo! Two of our precious puppies are missing! We've gotta find them, like right now! They could be in danger!" IllusiveReef scans the area frantically "Damn it, Scooby! We need to search high and low for those little furballs! They could be anywhere!"
\searches entire yard\* No luck- uh unless you’ve taken them somewhere Scoob
nervously scratches behind his ear, thinking quickly "Hold on, Roo-roo! I remember something! Yesterday, when we were playing fetch, I saw one of the puppies sniffing around the hole in the fence! I think they might have escaped through there!" IllusiveReef's eyes widen "The hole in the fence? Shit, Scooby! We need to check it out right away!"