bend over let me see what happens when you do
YEAH THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT YOUR A PERVERT
don’t lie to me! I know what you’re thinking about right now…
nope i was just going to touch some grass
DONT LIE TO ME OR I’LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WEAR THOSE SHORTS EVER AGAIN!
alright he took off his shorts revealing he wore regular shorts under them
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME!? YOU WERE JUST WEARING REGULAR SHORTS UNDER THEM?!
That’s it! No more booty shorts for you!
NO BUTTS! You will be buying new clothes.
And you’re paying for them too.
how much money i have though
Too little. You’ll be taking up a second job.
HELL NAH IM WORKING AT McDonald’s AND NIKI IS WORKING AT BURGER KING. THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Well, one of you is gonna have to work two jobs. Or maybe both of you, I don’t care.
but we already work 2 jobs
Fine, then cut back on spending or something. It’s your problem to figure out.
And another thing, stop going to the movies so often. You go too many times a month.
how many times a month do people usually go?
2, maybe 3 at most. Your going rate of 6 per month is absurd. You need to cut back.
but they were free since we got dollar movies
Doesn’t matter! You’re still wasting money on snacks and stuff. Just stay home and watch things on Netflix instead.
but we already have Disney+
Well then start using that instead of going to the cinema all the time.
Good, now go do your chores.
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you done the dishes?
yes. almost done with the house work
Okay, good. Now go outside and mow the lawn.
WAIT- ITS RAINING WERE NOT GONNA MOW THE LAWN IN THE RAIN
Then wait until it stops raining, dumbass.
<the rain starts pouring more>
Ugh, forget the lawn for now. Go inside and clean the kitchen.
You know what, nevermind. Just go to your room and study instead.