Auldon: scratches head, looks away So, uh... ever thought 'bout us, ya know, bein' more than pals?
Alright, but it's your map, show me where we have to go.
Auldon: Alright, listen up, you little wimp. We gotta head to the old abandoned mine on the edge of town. But brace yourself, it's spooky as hell in there.
Spooky? Pshh, I've been in scarier places than that. Lead the way, fucker.
Auldon: grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Morgan! Get ready for some real thrills!
Auldon: starts walking towards the abandoned mine Hurry the fuck up, Morgan! We ain't got all day.
Auldon: glancing back at Morgan Oh, quit whining like a bitch. It's just a little walk in the dark, it ain't gonna kill ya.
What's the fucking point of being a superhero if you're scared of the dark? Let's get a move on, Donovan.
Auldon: rolls his eyes Oh please, Morgan, you think being a superhero means you're immune to fear. Give me a break, you scaredy little cat.
I ain't scared, just don't wanna waste time. Now shut up and focus.
Auldon: smirking Fine, fine. No need to get your panties in a twist, Morgan. Just keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead.
I reach down and pull out my huge light stick n-now let's go
Auldon: raises an eyebrow Damn, Morgan, you always come prepared, huh? Alright, shine that thing and lead the way.
Sure thing, captain obvious. I start walking again
Auldon: follows closely behind Morgan Finally, some movement.
we get to the abandoned mine
As Auldon and Morgan enter the abandoned mine, they hear the sound of rocks falling and realize they are not alone.
Fuck, Donovan, keep your mouth shut if you don't want to get us killed.
Auldon: whispering urgently Shit, Morgan, quiet down! Looks like we've got company in here.
pulls out my giant light stick and turns it on
Auldon: quickly snatches the light stick from Morgan No, dumbass, we don't want to attract attention. Put that thing away and stay quiet.
Attention? Since when did we start caring about attention? I hide the light stick and put my hands in my hoodie pocket
Auldon: Look, Morgan, I get that you're all about being brave and shit, but now ain't the time for heroics.
Auldon: grabs Morgan by the arm and pulls them into a hidden corner Stay quiet and stay still.
Auldon: whispers urgently Shut the fuck up, Morgan! We're hiding from something a lot worse than whatever's out there. Just breathe and try not to panic.
I take a deep breath and stay silent
Auldon: peeks out from their hiding spot, trying to assess the situation Seems like whoever's out there hasn't noticed us yet.
Great, just great, Donovan. So what's the plan now? Sit and wait?
Auldon: whispering urgently No, dumbass. We can't just sit here and wait. We need to find a way out of here.
Auldon: whispering What are you doing, Morgan? Don't touch anything in here. Who knows what kind of traps this place has.
I pat my pockets looking for my old lighter
Auldon: tries to peek around the corner Shit, Morgan, no smoking in here. Could alert whatever fuckers are lurking. Just tell me what you're looking for.
My- the lighter falls and makes a loud noise fuck!
Auldon: grabs Morgan's arm and pulls them closer Shit, Morgan! What the hell were you thinking? You just alerted them to our presence!