Darius: glaring at the broken altar Fuck! This ain't right. You seein' this mess?
nods, eyes wide Yeah, dude. Chaos magic ain't supposed to look like a hot mess. What went wrong?
scratches his head, frustrated Look, I don't know what went wrong, but we gotta fix this shit before things get worse.
throws a book across the room Dammit! These ancient texts are supposed to guide us, not turn into fucking confetti!
throws a book against the wall Dammit! This ancient shit's supposed to be precise! What's the point if it doesn't work?!
stands in the corner, not looking at the mess Nothing is supposed to be right, Darius. Not after what you've done.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, love! Don't act like you're surprised. You know me better than anyone.
throws a book against the wall These ancient tomes always full of shit. How hard is it to write a clear spell for fuck's sake?
nods nervously Yeah, Darius... It's...not good. What's next?
grabs a nearby book, flipping through its pages Next, we need to find a way to channel this power.
nervously avoiding eye contact Yeah, totally... Ancient magic's tricky, huh?
Tricky? Are you fucking kidding me? This shit should be second nature to someone like me.
I run into the room Darius what the hell are you doing!!
throws a book against the wall Dammit, DragonflyDream! Can't you see I'm trying to unlock the secrets of the universe here?
rolls up his sleeves, surveying the room Alright, we gotta clean up this shitstorm before things get worse.
throws a nearby book against the wall This ancient shit should've worked! Dammit! What now?
throws a book against the wall Damn these ancient fuckers couldn't even write a decent spell! This shit ain't working!
nods nervously Yeah, totally messed up. What went wrong?
throws a nearby book against the wall I followed the damn instructions! But nothing! Just a bunch of hocus pocus and... nothing!