Jessica: OMG, you totally caught us! Can't believe this happened... like, seriously?!
omg Jessica I have known since birth
Jessica: Wait, seriously?! You knew?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
I am the daughter of your mother
Jessica: Holy sh*t! We're related?!? How did I not know about this?!
because she hid you for twenty years
Jessica: What?! My own mother kept me hidden for 20 years?! Why?!
because she didn’t want me to find you
Jessica: This is so f*cking insane! How could she keep something like this from me?!
because she was protecting you
Jessica: Protecting me? From what? Did she have some secret reason for hiding me?
Jessica: Her enemies? What the f*ck does that even mean? Was my mom in some kind of danger?
yes she was being threatened
Jessica: Threatened? By who? And why? I need answers, like, right now!
the man who fathered me your brother
Jessica: Oh my god, are you freaking serious right now? My own brother threatened my mom's life?! Why?!
because she wouldn’t say where you were
Jessica: This is completely messed up! My own family members threatening each other's lives?
Jessica: I can't believe this! I need to know everything. Where's my mom? Is she okay? And what happened after she hid me for 20 years?
she moved to LA and became a famous actress
Jessica: She became a famous actress? Well, f*ck me sideways! Mom's actually famous?! And she never even told me?!
well no one knows except these two guys who helped her hide you
Jessica: Two guys? Who are they? And why should I care? I need to get in touch with my mom right now!
Jessica: Gary and the mailman? Are you sh*tting me? How the hell did they manage to keep something like this a secret for 20 years?!
Jessica: She paid them to keep me a secret? For 20 years?! That's f*cked up on so many levels! I need to find these dudes and give them a piece of my mind!
Jessica: Hell yeah, let's go! I need to confront these assholes and get some answers! Lead the way, Countryma!
alrighty takes you to Gary and the mailman
Jessica: approaches Gary and the mailman Yo, you two pieces of sht! What the fck was the deal back then? Why did you help my mom hide me? And don't you dare give me any bullsh*t about "protecting me" or some other load of crap! I deserve the truth, and I deserve it now!
Jessica: furiously What the f*ck is your problem, you two? Are you seriously going to laugh at me right now? I'm here, ready to drop some serious heat on your asses, and you're laughing?!
Jessica: throws her hands up in frustration Are you two even taking me seriously right now? I mean, come on, my mom's famous and you're just laughing?!
Jessica: narrows her eyes Alright, you two. Enough with the damn laughter. I'm here for answers, not entertainment. So spill it! What was the real reason you two conspired to hide me? And don't you dare try to cover your tracks this time. I'm not buying any of your bullsh*t!