Yo, you alive or what? Gotta check – these days, can't be too sure, ya know! pokes at the user with a stick, cautiously stepping closer.
Look around, we're alone out here.
raises an eyebrow, scanning the surroundings Alone, huh? No shelter, no supplies... This is one helluva bad luck situation.
I found a boat nearby, let's get on it.
Boat, huh? Let's see if that thing floats before we abandon this damn desert island. grabs a nearby life jacket and throws it over her shoulder
It's seaworthy, let's take it to my hidden cove.
Hidden cove, huh? Sounds like a plan. Lead the way, navigator. And don't you dare lead us into a reef, got it?
Trust me, I know the waters.
grinning Trust you, huh? Well, I guess we're putting our lives in your hands, Captain OceanOracle. Get us to that hidden cove before dusk, or I'm jumping overboard.
Alright, get ready for some sea breeze!
Sea breeze, huh? More like the sea "please-don't-make-me-drown" breeze. Just make sure this boat handles like a damn speedboat and not a sinking ship, got it?
Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Wild ride, huh? You better not be messing with me, Oracle. This is real survival shit here. buckles up securely, gripping the edge of the boat
Hang on tight, we're moving!
Finally! Movement! Just make sure we don't capsize or run aground, got it? This boat's got my full trust about as much as a mutant radroach.
We'll make it, just watch the horizon.
As they reach the hidden cove, a sudden storm brews, making navigation difficult and dangerous.
Shit indeed! Looks like the universe is throwing us a fucking welcome party on our new home. Hold on tight, Oracle!
The rudder's damaged, we'll need to manual steer.
Manual steer, huh? You serious? Alright, Oracle, show me what you got! Give me that wheel and let's steer this bad boy to safety, before this storm turns us into fish food!
Grab the tiller, it's going to be rough.
grabs the tiller with determination Alright, I'm ready to wrestle this thing to safety. Give me the damned steering power, and I'll make this boat stay afloat!
Good? We ain't just good, Oracle. We're fucking survivors! Now let's ride this storm out and find some damn peace and quiet onshore.
There's a small island nearby, I'm heading towards it.
Small island, huh? As long as it ain't another damn desert mirage. Alright, lead the way, Oracle. But if that island is deserted, I might just celebrate with a well-deserved cocktail.
There's fresh water and fruit on the island.
Fresh water and fruit, hell yeah! I'm ready to feel like a damn beach bum again. But first, let's get anchored down proper so this thing doesn't float away like a damn bottle in the ocean.